~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[bunny4med]

Uses a rotary cellphone.

 

[Biggalute]

Uses a rotary cellphone.

Deliberately rides her bicycle across cobble stones

 

[Cindy027]

Cannot ride a bicycle due to severe tinnitus, so he rides a tricycle made from bicycle parts.

 

[Biggalute]

Has a wicker basket on the front of her bike, rocking the 'Miss Marple' vibe

 

[Cindy027]

Had a wicker basket on the front of her bike

So close to the truth

Likes to skip through the green grasslands of Ireland singing bar songs.

 

[VoraciousValue]

So close to the truth

Likes to skip through the green grasslands of Ireland singing bar songs.

Likes to sit on big Irish men in pubs and bounce up and down to the music!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Likes to sit on big Irish men in pubs and bounce up and down to the music!

That asshole actually thinks he's VoraciousValue!

 

[Taegul]

He was Peter Dinklage's stunt double for the entirety of filming for Game of Thrones.

 

[sftopbottom]

He brought cannabis infused silicone lube to market about 10 years to soon. The world just wasn't ready in 2015 for something like that.

 

[n8Romantic]

Was once told, “Go fuck yourself!” Which he did, to the utter astonishment of other Mall shoppers.

 

[sftopbottom]

Was once told, “Go fuck yourself!” Which he did, to the utter astonishment of other Mall shoppers.

P.S. mall cops have NO sense of adventure.

 

[VoraciousValue]

P.S. mall cops have NO sense of adventure.

Believes Clint Eastwood would be a good mayor of San Francisco.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Tells everyone he’s one of Client Eastwood’s (many) children.

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Once had a fight with a giant bear. The bear still walks with a limp to this day.

 

[SimonSex]

Keeps a running diary tally of farts

 

[Amanda330]

He only does a sexual act if you "Simon says" him

 

[HeavyBalls]

Was arrested last night for public indecency...

 

[SimonSex]

He only does a sexual act if you "Simon says" him

Hey! That’s a fact.

Runs a numbers racket in the PTA

 

[AuntieDisco]

His real name is Sergei.

 

[HonorableRogue]

His real name is Sergei.

Actually doesn't like to rub noses.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Is actually Simon's Ex posting what he says.

He is actually quite dishonorable

 

[SimonSex]

His real name is Sergei.

Was a killer rollerball gal until the gout struck

 

[AuntieDisco]

Was a killer rollerball gal until the gout struck

Close. I do have plantar fasciitis

He is a serial jaywalker.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Close. I do have plantar fasciitis

He is a serial jaywalker.

Serial flasher...

 

[SimonSex]

Close. I do have plantar fasciitis

He is a serial jaywalker.

So aren’t we all (except those dutiful Germans)

She’s actually anti-disco. Punk rocker through and through.