~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Sammysub07]

Holy dildos again!

Tests double digit dildos for lovehoney

 

[cactusjack0584]

Holy dildos again!

Tests double digit dildos for lovehoney

Sends free test dildos to everyone on her list

 

[kathyisgr65]

Sends free test dildos to everyone on her list

Is official tester of dildos

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is official tester of dildos

Again… lies

Records and sells tapes of dildo test subjects, testing dildos

 

[BrendaBear]

Records and sells tapes of dildo test subjects, testing dildos

Was asked if they could make a mold of his hard dick and use it to make dildos…. They apparently didn’t know making a cast is a major turn off…,

 

[cactusjack0584]

Was asked if they could make a mold of his hard dick and use it to make dildos…. They apparently didn’t know making a cast is a major turn off…,

Is very very very disappointed a mold was not made

 

[BrendaBear]

Is very very very disappointed a mold was not made

Refuses to give me a sample of what it would have felt like…

 

[kathyisgr65]

Is very very very disappointed a mold was not made

Used his neighbor for said mold

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is very very very disappointed a mold was not made

a mold was made, but he keeps it under his pillow where no one will find it

 

[BrendaBear]

Used his neighbor for said mold

Actually it was his neigh—— bor… who is hung like a horse…


She recommended him

 

[kathyisgr65]

Actually it was his neigh—— bor… who is hung like a horse…


She recommended him

Used ur horse as measurement

 

[cactusjack0584]

a mold was made, but he keeps it under his pillow where no one will find it

Hoping for the dick fairy to show up!

Actually it was his neigh—— bor… who is hung like a horse…


She recommended him

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hoping for the dick fairy to show up!

makes wishes on other dildos to the dick fairy

 

[cactusjack0584]

makes wishes on other dildos to the dick fairy

Is the dick fairy… or dressed like them to sneak into my house

 

[kathyisgr65]

Is the dick fairy… or dressed like them to sneak into my house

Wishes he was the dick fairy.. but nope

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is the dick fairy… or dressed like them to sneak into my house

forgets he drunkenly gave me a key, but keeps accusing me of sneaking in

 

[cactusjack0584]

forgets he drunkenly gave me a key, but keeps accusing me of sneaking in

He he he she doesn’t know I don’t drink (just was shy and pretended)

Pretends to sleep when she “breaks in” also did I mention the dick fairy is naked just wearing fairy wings and a hat…

 

[BrendaBear]

forgets he drunkenly gave me a key, but keeps accusing me of sneaking in

She actually could mesmerize him whenever she wanted anyway.

 

[kathyisgr65]

forgets he drunkenly gave me a key, but keeps accusing me of sneaking in

Really snuck in and brought me along to vid

 

[BrendaBear]

He he he she doesn’t know I don’t drink (just was shy and pretended)

Pretends to sleep when she “breaks in” also did I mention the dick fairy is naked just wearing fairy wings and a hat…

She knew all that.., she just likes teasing you

 

[cactusjack0584]

She knew all that.., she just likes teasing you

Is really good at teasing

 

[Sammysub07]

Is secretly a massive tease

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is secretly a massive tease

Is not a tease, she goes for it!

 

[kathyisgr65]

Is not a tease, she goes for it!

Nun

 

[cactusjack0584]

Doesn’t know nuns are usually women