~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[MedicalMuse]

Wears top hats for that reason

 

[cactusjack0584]

Wears a bouquet of fruit as a hat, and dances

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Wears top hats for that reason

Never wears hats. Not even the Sorting Hat. She is still mad they kicked her out of Hogwarts

Wears a bouquet of fruit as a hat, and dances

Is asking random people to teach him to dance. Only wants to learn the tango.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Never wears hats. Not even the Sorting Hat. She is still mad they kicked her out of Hogwarts

Is asking random people to teach him to dance. Only wants to learn the tango.

Has an obsession with Harry Potter naughty fan art

 

[MedicalMuse]

Calls his penis the sorting hat during one night stands

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is mad she can’t wear the sorting hat

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Is mad she can’t wear the sorting hat

Always tries using his penis as a wand. Hearing him say "swish and flick" is extra funny now

 

[Zephreck]

Wears top hats for that reason

Always wears mismatched color scrubs with no underwear and violet spectacles..

 

[cactusjack0584]

Always tries using his penis as a wand. Hearing him say "swish and flick" is extra funny now

Every time I finish peeing..

Always wears mismatched color scrubs with no underwear and violet spectacles..

Also swears scrubs with a sparkly thong.. you know for fun

 

[Zephreck]

Always tries using his penis as a wand. Hearing him say "swish and flick" is extra funny now

Is eating Cheetos and a dozen jello shots right now as she watches everyone

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is eating Cheetos and a dozen jello shots right now as she watches everyone

his coffee is too dark and he thusly toppled the Cheetos bowl. Orange dust everywhere!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Every time I finish peeing..

omg stop, I'm dying

Also swears scrubs with a sparkly thong.. you know for fun

Is confused by people wearing scrubs. Sits and ponders whilst playing with his "Sorting Hat"

Is eating Cheetos and a dozen jello shots right now as she watches everyone

Can't take a jello shot. Doesn't understand the physics

 

[cactusjack0584]

When she tries jello shots, she gets super super messy and sticky… but not from the shots

 

[Chloe_Harper]

his coffee is too dark and he thusly toppled the Cheetos bowl. Orange dust everywhere!

Is now singing the "Mission Impossible" song outloud as he cleans all the orange up.

When she tries jello shots, she gets super super messy and sticky… but not from the shots

Keeps leaving splashes of honey on things. Dang it Jack! Your mess makes me so sticky!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Pretends she’s Winnie the Pooh.. always looking for honey

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Pretends she’s Winnie the Pooh.. always looking for honey

I wouldn't have to look if you didn't spill it everywhere but then hide the source!

 

[cactusjack0584]

I wouldn't have to look if you didn't spill it everywhere but then hide the source!

Wants me to hide all the honey… naked

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Wants me to hide all the honey… naked

Has all the stings. Pricks? Something sharply pointy, apparently

 

[cactusjack0584]

Wants to play with my…. spines

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Wants to play with my…. spines

Has delusions of having multiple bodies. Or a mortuary. Take yer pick

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has disturbing fantasies about being alone at night in a mortuary..

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Has disturbing fantasies about being alone at night in a mortuary..

Likes to wander into other people's night time fantasies casting "Lumos" with his, erm, wand

 

[cactusjack0584]

Sees my “lumos” and exclaims “oh deer!”

 

[MedicalMuse]

Always wears mismatched color scrubs with no underwear and violet spectacles..

The specs are blue…

Likes to wander into other people's night time fantasies casting "Lumos" with his, erm, wand

Sees my “lumos” and exclaims “oh deer!”

Explains it’s not a deer, it’s a bear

 

[cactusjack0584]

The specs are blue…



Explains it’s not a deer, it’s a bear

Also hopes the bear is Winnie the Pooh. Not for the honey but the pantsless part