~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[BrendaBear]

Is trying to hide the fact that he is jealous of @BrendaBear 's moist air jar with all my pics in hearts that he is trying to double down that it's me who's jealous.

@BrendaBear has a secret room in her house dedicated to bags of planters nuts that I've eaten and tossed into the trash.

Uses monopoly money at the local supermarket to buy his wine and cheese. But since he is so well dressed, and his impeccable manners, the ladies accept and don’t tell anyone.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Uses monopoly money at the local supermarket to buy his wine and cheese. But since he is so well dressed, and his impeccable manners, the ladies accept and don’t tell anyone.

Doesn't pay for wine or cheese at supermarkets. Walks in looking fabulous and is just gifted those bottles and wheels

 

[naughty_stories]

Thinks that Velveeta and cheese wiz is high class

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Thinks that Velveeta and cheese wiz is high class

Thinks "high class" means a college class where you learn about what is and isn't appropriate to have when high

 

[cactusjack0584]

Thinks "high class" means a college class where you learn about what is and isn't appropriate to have when high

Taught said college class… while high… there was a lot of Cheetos involved…

 

[SimonSex]

Spends an inordinate amount of his salary on Hot Wheels

 

[cactusjack0584]

Is extremely jealous of my massive….



….hot wheels collection!

 

[SimonSex]

Is extremely jealous of my massive….



….hot wheels collection!

Love Hot Wheels, tbh. They’re still hugely popular!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Once got in an fight with matchbox 20 over hot wheels

 

[cactusjack0584]

Has a bunch of matchboxes… not the cars just matchboxes he glued wheels to…but it’s still a nice collection

 

[SimonSex]

Once got in an fight with matchbox 20 over hot wheels

Matchbox is bullshit, padre.

Has blazingly white teeth

 

[cactusjack0584]

Uses bleach on his teeth. Not from a kit, just straight Clorox.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Uses bleach on his teeth. Not from a kit, just straight Clorox.

Flosses with cacti needles

 

[SmokingFap]

Used mayonnaise to jerk off, but got too hungry to finish.

 

[BrendaBear]

Flosses with cacti needles

Has a secret stash of subbie women who adore him.

 

[SimonSex]

Used mayonnaise to jerk off, but got too hungry to finish.

Dukes or Hellmans? We take our mayo seriously here on this lying thread.

 

[BrendaBear]

Dukes or Hellmans? We take our mayo seriously here on this lying thread.

Is secretly jealous of my original gold 1968 T bird hotwheel.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Makes his own mayo… yep I said it @SimonSex

 

[naughty_stories]

Makes his own mayo… yep I said it @SimonSex

Wonders why his mayo tastes salty

 

[SimonSex]

Makes his own mayo… yep I said it @SimonSex

I’ll send you the recipe, my man.
Coddle those eggs!

 

[cactusjack0584]

Uses only miracle whip.. like a savage @naughty_stories

 

[Rascal69]

Actually is a pretty good guy

 

[SimonSex]

Uses only miracle whip.. like a savage @naughty_stories

Ew. Miracle Whip? I need a shower

 

[cactusjack0584]

Actually is a pretty good guy

Is also a stellar fellow

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Is also a stellar fellow

Is the best of the best