~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[awired50]

Kept videos for recoletion

 

[Nightscream89]

Has a muscular sex doll in his closet named Bertha.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Has a muscular sex doll in his closet named Bertha.

Has an unhealthy obsession with transformers.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Makes sex-toy themed transformers.

 

[Voodoonthevibes]

They're actually Swedish.

 

[SimonSex]

Is Lionel Hampton’s great grandchild.

 

[Sammysub07]

Oils his chest in the mirror every morning while singing karaoke

 

[takingbacksunday]

Oils his chest in the mirror every morning while singing karaoke

Fled to Alaska after a bad breakup to work on oil tankers and now has a shaved head and only answers to "Flo."

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Oils his chest in the mirror every morning while singing karaoke

Keeps her body oil in a can like the Tin Man

 

[SimonSex]

Left turns freak her the fuck out.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Left turns freak her the fuck out.

Can't remember his left from his right without making L's with his hands

 

[HollyS]

Left turns freak her the fuck out.

Only makes left turns.

 

[SimonSex]

Couldn’t wait to travel below the equator just to watch a toilet flush the other way.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Couldn’t wait to travel below the equator just to watch a toilet flush the other way.

Is afraid of toilets

 

[GallantWriter]

Is afraid of toilets

Only drinks toilet wine. No other alcohol will do.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Only drinks toilet wine. No other alcohol will do.

Only makes wine in toilets, says no other way can produce the same flavor profile.

 

[SimonSex]

He is actually Harry Paratestes. The guy is nuts, I tell you!!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Only makes left turns.

Two wrongs don’t make a right. But three lefts do.

He is actually Harry Paratestes. The guy is nuts, I tell you!!

He only eats nuts that he has personally shelled. He talks to the nuts while he does it, saying that Na’vi hunting thing.

 

[SimonSex]

Uses Sanskrit for his safe word

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Uses Sanskrit for his safe word

His safe word is a whipping sound. It does not work well.

 

[SimonSex]

His safe word is a whipping sound. It does not work well.

That’s the beauty of it!

Has impure thoughts of Mitch McConnell

 

[Chloe_Harper]

That’s the beauty of it!

Has impure thoughts of Mitch McConnell

Has impure thoughts about AlwaysDancing with Mitch McConnell

 

[SimonSex]

Has impure thoughts about AlwaysDancing with Mitch McConnell

That’s my version of hell. Thanks, but maybe AlwaysDancing is game.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

That’s my version of hell. Thanks, but maybe AlwaysDancing is game.

I mean... it's baseless lies

Tells people he needs to let his feelings out. "Feelings" is what he named his penis

 

[HollyS]

I mean... it's baseless lies

Tells people he needs to let his feelings out. "Feelings" is what he named his penis

Every time she opens her inbox, she says a little prayer - "I hope they kept their damned feelings to themselves!"