~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[AlwaysDancing]

dove in waist first hoping dancing would do the same thing to her

Of course I would. Gentleman and shit.

got stuck at the top of the ferris wheel and crazily started yelling...COPPERBOOM!! COPPERBOOM!

Was controlling the Ferris wheel and NOT following safety protocols.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

got stuck at the top of the ferris wheel and crazily started yelling...COPPERBOOM!! COPPERBOOM!

Of course I would. Gentleman and shit.

Was controlling the Ferris wheel and NOT following safety protocols.

Got on one of the super fast spinny rides yelling "I'm king of the world!"

 

[NeonSubtlety]

She once made pancakes for bono.

He nicknamed her flapjacks.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She once made pancakes for bono.

He nicknamed her flapjacks.

Has been asking me to make him pancakes ever since

 

[Jaws82]

Has been asking me to make him pancakes ever since

Asking for whipped cream

But I don't see any pancakes

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Asking for whipped cream

But I don't see any pancakes

Gave me the whipped cream, but insisted I eat it very slowly in front of him

 

[Jaws82]

Gave me the whipped cream, but insisted I eat it very slowly in front of him

Requested Chers greatest hits during her snack

 

[Coyote100]

Requested Chers greatest hits during her snack

Enjoys gnawing on petrified dinosaur fossils.

 

[Deleted member 6353684]

Enjoys gnawing on petrified dinosaur fossils.

Hangs out at animal control looking for dates.

 

[MiaBabe23]

Hates the sun, despite his name

 

[awired50]

Like posing nude

 

[BDA73]

Gets real intimate with a bottle of shampoo in the shower

 

[awired50]

Hey it is supposed to be lies LOL

 

[GoodnessO]

Likes to moan "give it to me Tricky Dicky!" while he masturbates...

Walkd in the dark

She gave Santa an infection that way once...

Walks in the dark, with a big flash light, disturbing everyone elses fun. (Except the exhibitionists... oh, never mind them, their probably waiting for high noon to fuck outside.)

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Hey it is supposed to be lies LOL

Every Saturday, you can find him at a park, sitting on a bench, surrounded by all the little birds, birdseed in hand. He tells them to wait... and they do. Then, he takes one seed at a time, throws it on the ground and says "Fight for it motherfuckers!" He does this with every seed until the bag is gone.

 

[BDA73]

Every Saturday, you can find him at a park, sitting on a bench, surrounded by all the little birds, birdseed in hand. He tells them to wait... and they do. Then, he takes one seed at a time, throws it on the ground and says "Fight for it motherfuckers!" He does this with every seed until the bag is gone.

So loves Jack Bauer and derived her screen name appropriately

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Every Saturday, you can find him at a park, sitting on a bench, surrounded by all the little birds, birdseed in hand. He tells them to wait... and they do. Then, he takes one seed at a time, throws it on the ground and says "Fight for it motherfuckers!" He does this with every seed until the bag is gone.

Hey, hey, hey … first rule of bird fight club …

She used to be a bookie for bird fight clubs … until her favorite blue parakeet perished in said fight.

 

[awired50]

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[awired50]

Every Saturday, you can find him at a park, sitting on a bench, surrounded by all the little birds, birdseed in hand. He tells them to wait... and they do. Then, he takes one seed at a time, throws it on the ground and says "Fight for it motherfuckers!" He does this with every seed until the bag is gone.

Waits for Wired to come on so she can pick on him.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

So loves Jack Bauer and derived her screen name appropriately

Also loves Jack Bauer, named three of the birds after him that were fighting for seed

Hey, hey, hey … first rule of bird fight club …

She used to be a bookie for bird fight clubs … until her favorite blue parakeet perished in said fight.

Used to think "bookie for bird fights" was someone who had an obsession with reading about bird fights

Waits for Wired to come on so she can picl on him.

Waits for me to respond, fingers hovering over his keyboard. He can't help but wonder, "how did she know about my Saturday ritual?"

 

[BDA73]

Also loves Jack Bauer, named three of the birds after him that were fighting for seed

Used to think "bookie for bird fights" was someone who had an obsession with reading about bird fights

Waits for me to respond, fingers hovering over his keyboard. He can't help but wonder, "how did she know about my Saturday ritual?"

Has hacked my DVR to see what I watch

 

[awired50]

Also loves Jack Bauer, named three of the birds after him that were fighting for seed

Used to think "bookie for bird fights" was someone who had an obsession with reading about bird fights

Waits for me to respond, fingers hovering over his keyboard. He can't help but wonder, "how did she know about my Saturday ritual?"

Figures she must be watching somehow.

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Has hacked my DVR to see what I watch

Figures she must be watching somehow.

Weird you both told the same lie

They have formed the Chloe Fan Club. After midnight it gets a little creepy but so far nothing illegal

 

[awired50]

Likes watching Chloe watching...

 

[BDA73]

Weird you both told the same lie

They have formed the Chloe Fan Club. After midnight it gets a little creepy but so far nothing illegal

Is the president of the Chloe Fan club and is the one responsible in showing Chloe how to hack into our DVRS