~Post baseless lies about the person above you - V.6~

[Chloe_Harper]

Studies for his urine tests

Every year, he has the same Halloween costume in hopes of getting laid good. Can't understand why "Go, Go, Gadget Penis!" and thrusting open his trenchcoat to reveal his erection isn't working...

 

[Jodaily]

Keeps hoping to run into Simon every year on Halloween.

 

[Baztrachian]

Speaks fluent Latin.

I wouldn't say 'fluent' but defintely more than most. I blame my early years in a Catholic school for that bit.

 

[Jodaily]

I’ve heard all about those Catholic girls learning their lessons on their knees, and it’s well known, as a teacher there, you took full advantage of this.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

I’ve heard all about those Catholic girls learning their lessons on their knees, and it’s well known, as a teacher there, you took full advantage of this.

Often dresses as a Catholic girl hoping someone will teach him a lesson

 

[Mebtaz2000]

Often dresses as a Catholic girl hoping someone will teach him a lesson

Dresses up as a nun and goes bar hopping. Extra points if you know movie reference.

 

[sister jenny]

Dresses up as a nun and goes bar hopping. Extra points if you know movie reference.

Just a decent person. Nice and pretty boring. Once suggested to a date that they should play Monopoly. Likes to wear rubber underwear.

 

[Mebtaz2000]

Just a decent person. Nice and pretty boring. Once suggested to a date that they should play Monopoly. Likes to wear rubber underwear.

Forest Gump actually ran away from her without being told.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Most pets learn that 'chasing tail' means OTHERS' tails - but not Taz!

 

[EctoJohn]

Calls himself a doctor despite having no medical degree.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Is the Ghost with the Most..... slime, that is.

 

[SimonSex]

Pans for gold on weekends at Lake Placid

 

[EctoJohn]

Has studied the porn of the ancient peoples of Las Vegas.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Has studied the porn of the ancient peoples of Las Vegas.

Slot machine grannies? Grampas with belts at their armpit level?

EctoJohn has disturbing referents, clearly the output of a mind debased and defiled.

 

[Photog1rl]

Slot machine grannies? Grampas with belts at their armpit level?

EctoJohn has disturbing referents, clearly the output of a mind debased and defiled.

His only pants come up to his armpits and he wears sock suspenders when he wears shorts.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

His only pants come up to his armpits and he wears sock suspenders when he wears shorts.

She has photographic proof! (Pity her poor camera)

 

[EctoJohn]

Doesn't know the meaning of the word stop when written in white letters, thus his proclivity for causing accidents at intersections.

 

[Jodaily]

Has always enjoyed being on the receiving end of a group grope.
Oh, that’s right, supposed to be a lie. My bad

 

[EctoJohn]

He has never used a toilet.

 

[Series 6]

He has never used a toilet.

Is an expert on proper toilet etiquette.

 

[Jodaily]

He has never used a toilet.

Was romantically involved with an otter until the aspca got involved. Then he got involved with the lady from the aspca, after she found what he was up to. Lived happily ever after.

 

[Spurtulator]

Was romantically involved with an otter until the aspca got involved. Then he got involved with the lady from the aspca, after she found what he was up to. Lived happily ever after.

I'm confused, did he live happily ever after with the otter or the woman?

Refers to his penis as "the otter"

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Was kicked out of the Bronx Zoo for exposing his otter to the peacock

 

[MedicalMuse]

Was kicked out of the Bronx Zoo for exposing his otter to the peacock

Was filming the adventure for his OnlyFans

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Was the medical personnel on hand to make sure my filming didn't endanger the lives of any turtles