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[Tio_Narratore]

Oh come on, you know fate's over-rated.

Would you let that deter you?

 

[A_Bierce]

Would you let that deter you?

If I were too tired I would.

 

[Javahead]

If I were too tired I would.

I dried my eyes and carried on regardless

 

[A_Bierce]

I dried my eyes and carried on regardless

A proper rider can carry even the best regards.

 

[Javahead]

A proper rider can carry even the best regards.

And a proper cider can enhance any meal.

 

[A_Bierce]

And a proper cider can enhance any meal.

Ah, but too many enhanced meals make one wider.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Ah, but too many enhanced meals make one wider.

And that could drive a soul to take drastic action.

 

[A_Bierce]

And that could drive a soul to take drastic action.

But to drive into the river would be too drastic, no?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

But to drive into the river would be too drastic, no?

Yes. To be so fatally riven from one's loved ones would be far too drastic an action.

 

[Javahead]

Yes. To be so fatally riven from one's loved ones would be far too drastic an action.

‘Twould take niter and sulfur to drive us apart!

 

[A_Bierce]

‘Twould take niter and sulfur to drive us apart!

How about a liter of nitroglycerin?

 

[SamScribble]

How about a liter of nitroglycerin?

Would it be a lithe litre?

 

[A_Bierce]

Would it be a lithe litre?

Would you be inclined to tithe if it were?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Would you be inclined to tithe if it were?

Only if their tithes were used responsibly.

 

[SamScribble]

Only if their tithes were used responsibly.

What!? All three of them?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What!? All three of them?

The one from Earth is about the only one I care about

 

[A_Bierce]

The one from Earth is about the only one I care about

But what if you could reach all three?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

But what if you could reach all three?

I’d have to leave my chair...

 

[SamScribble]

I’d have to leave my chair...

Now we are splitting hairs

 

[A_Bierce]

Now we are splitting hairs

Surely such splitting would render a hair shirt somewhat shopworn.

 

[Javahead]

Surely such splitting would render a hair shirt somewhat shopworn.

Part of me stirs restlessly at the thought.

 

[A_Bierce]

Part of me stirs restlessly at the thought.

One who rests enough will never be restless.

 

[Handley_Page]

rests

bests

 

[UsuallyPresent]

bests

And then one stubs out the flame...

 

[A_Bierce]

And then one stubs out the flame...

stabs