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[Comentarista82]

Genie

genes

 

[Candy_Kane54]

genes

singe

 

[Comentarista82]

singe

Let's hope when the upcoming patient reports that singe that the doctor he's calling answers the phone when it rings.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Genie

Niger

 

[Steadfast421]

Niger

Goner

 

[Comentarista82]

Goner

Someone's a goner if they visit Niger? What? Thinking a bull immediately gores someone there?!??

 

[Steadfast421]

Someone's a goner if they visit Niger? What? Thinking a bull immediately gores someone there?!??

Go grope a bull and find out.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Go grope a bull and find out.

Be careful, or Laurel will launch a probe into bestiality on this thread!

 

[Comentarista82]

Be careful, or Laurel will launch a probe into bestiality on this thread!

Such a threat should sober anyone thinking of such a practice!

@Steadfast421 : just be in the vicinity of a Brahman bull at the wrong time or when it's in the wrong mood and it will CHARGE your vehicle! One guy was out feeding the cattle and just noticed one looking his way. He tried to walk to his F-250, but the thing started charging...he JUST got in and closed the door when that thing hammered the driver's side. HUGE dent. Wish I could have recorded it.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Now that's a tale that demands telling in purple prose!

 

[latecomer91364]

Now that's a tale that demands telling in purple prose!

Snore

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Snore

sores

 

[Comentarista82]

sores

If you want the best striking percentage and carry from good continuation, you have to buy bowling balls with the best cores for your style and game!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

After the last frame is bowled, the winner treats all to ice cream cones.

 

[Comentarista82]

After the last frame is bowled, the winner treats all to ice cream cones.

Damn, man! You drive a hard bargain! If instead of ice cream cones, the winner treats everyone to a scone???

 

[Tio_Narratore]

If all you have to offer is an anagram, I guess you should be sent off for the nonce!

 

[Comentarista82]

If all you have to offer is an anagram, I guess you should be sent off for the nonce!

To send me off for the nonce makes me wonder if you consider me one of the uncos?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Or one of the cunts . . .

 

[Comentarista82]

Or one of the cunts . . .

One of the [censored]? That stuns, Tio! Please tell me you don't kiss your mother with that mouth!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

An Enterprise such as that would surely stunt your growth, emotionally, at least.

 

[Comentarista82]

An Enterprise such as that would surely stunt your growth, emotionally, at least.

My brain hit a brick wall. Oh well... Hey!! Ever heard the one in England where if you want to shock someone you "slap them with a kipper"? I wonder if a person is silly enough to taunt the slapper again.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And the aftershock of it will haunt you for a long time.

 

[Comentarista82]

And the aftershock of it will haunt you for a long time.

ROFL! I wonder if such a spectacle would haunt some tunas as well.

 

[Steadfast421]

ROFL! I wonder if such a spectacle would haunt some tunas as well.

When you sauté tunas it hurts them more.

 

[Comentarista82]

When you sauté tunas it hurts them more.

The tuna family hates you more for suggesting that!

ROFL