Prayers For Shreik

Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
-- Diana Jordan
 
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner
 
Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.
-- Socrates
 
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
-- Erica Jong (How to Save Your Own Life, 1977)
 
Advice is like Castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.
-- Josh Billings
 
Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane.
-- Robert Orben
 
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
-- Johnny Carson
 
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