Pre-owned Hottie

[usable001]

All I have is a title: "Pre-owned Hottie."

Can anyone else think of a story concept to go with the title that isn't cliché?

 

[JessiQueVix]

What do you mean by pre owned

 

[liliput1]

What do you mean by pre owned

The only version I've got that I'm comfortable with is that the bro/girl code is you don't date your friends' exes.

Giving someone permission to date an ex is a big deal, though it's not really ownership.

 

[usable001]

What do you mean by pre owned

I mean absolutely nothing by it. While working on something else, only mildly related, my brain mashed two words together and said, "That title sounds messed up," so I jotted it down in my ideas folder, hoping to connect another idea to it later. That was years ago.

Two other words I jammed together, once upon a time, were "bikini" & "bridge." I was mortified when I learned that a bikini bridge was a real thing: a weight-loss goal for some anorexic women.

 

[TheWritingGroup]

The first thing that occurs to me is someone who works in a used car lot who has a bad habit of comparing dates to cars.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

1. Once saw a comic about an out of date robot girl being refurbished, so maybe MC buys androids and fixes them up but notices this one has some “modifications.”

2. BDSM: they were owned by a really big member of the local community. The community comes together to celebrate her owner’s life, plan the funeral, bring casserole, etc.

But after a month or two she’s wanting to get back on her knees and work towards a new relationship with a new owner. Now the community is fighting each other to try and take the role

 

[usable001]

... she’s wanting to get back on her knees and work towards a new relationship with a new owner. Now the community is fighting each other to try and take the role

Oddly enough, in every real-life BDSM group I've encountered, the subs always significantly outnumbered the doms. Plenty of men are looking for kinky dates online, but far fewer are willing to take full-time responsibility for another adult human being's welfare.

 

[usable001]

Your post did inspire a couple of ideas.

1. Once saw a comic about an out of date robot girl being refurbished, so maybe MC buys androids and fixes them up but notices ...

... that the one he purchased from a police impound sale is actually a human in a costume.

2. BDSM:

A kidnapping victim is free and trying to decide what to do with her life after years of captivity and body modification, but feels out of her depth because she's never had to make decisions regarding her own welfare before.

 

[epicstretch]

All I have is a title: "Pre-owned Hottie."

Can anyone else think of a story concept to go with the title that isn't cliché?

I can help

 

[usable001]

I can help

Care to expand on that thought?

 

[epicstretch]

Depends what you need "expanded " I guess

 

[TheLobster]

A benign version would be a car buff who often refers to vehicles just as appreciatively as he does to women, and the pre-owned hottie is his recent acquisition that he’s particularly fond of.

 

[epicstretch]

A benign version would be a car buff who often refers to vehicles just as appreciatively as he does to women, and the pre-owned hottie is his recent acquisition that he’s particularly fond of.

Oh my gosh my cock just died ...

 

[TheLobster]

Oh my gosh my cock just died ...

My condolences. Hope it gets better.

 

[TheWritingGroup]

Oh my gosh my cock just died ...

Replacements start at about $30: https://www.heritagepullets.com/product/roosters/

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Oddly enough, in every real-life BDSM group I've encountered, the subs always significantly outnumbered the doms. Plenty of men are looking for kinky dates online, but far fewer are willing to take full-time responsibility for another adult human being's welfare.

Lol. It’s like TTRPGS: everybody wants to play, nobody wants to DM.

I have been an online dom twice and yeah, it is a buttload of work that requires a lot of mental and emotional investment for something that can just end up ending because of reasons beyond your control…like TTRPGs…I know it’s an acronym but maybe DM and Dom are only separate by one letter for a reason.

 

[epicstretch]

My condolences. Hope it gets better.

Thanks lol

 

[epicstretch]

Replacements start at about $30: https://www.heritagepullets.com/product/roosters/

Can I bury this in your ass?

 

[epicstretch]

My condolences. Hope it gets better.

Grazie

 

[Rob_Royale]

Pre-Owned Hottie, can be a play on words. A man goes into a used car lot and meets our FMC there, where they haggle of a late model creampuff and they hit it off. He asks her out and they start dating, but it is clear she's not been treated well by someone in her past. Turns out her ex-husband was very possessive and domineering. Like he owned her or something.