Elgirldani
Literotica Guru
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- Jan 7, 2019
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Nope, which is why I have a 4-inch scar where a malignant melanoma was removed about 6 weeks back.
IP a female.
Yup
IP someone who is multitasking
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Nope, which is why I have a 4-inch scar where a malignant melanoma was removed about 6 weeks back.
IP a female.
Yup
IP someone who is multitasking
In a way....yes....
IP someone in a playful mood.
Yes. Although I have a bit of an upset stomach. So that might limit me.
IP someone who masturbates every time they shower.
Nobody for awhile!!!..I'm a thread killer.
Nope...you're not...
I P someone who has creative tendencies...
True
IP someone who likes BBQ
Seriously, who doesn't?
IP someone with a taste for pie. No, not sexual pie. Just good old fashioned pie.
Apple pie is my favorite dessert! But it has to be homemade, or it’s not real pie, lol
IP someone who is not going to work tomorrow
I am. Gotta make those dividends.
IP someone clever and with a grand sense of humor.
I am totally unclever and I hate smiling with an emotionless passion.
IP someone who went to the beach within the last week.
Didn't happen
IP someone who ate raw onion on a sandwich today...and now regrets it.
I did eat raw onion, and I have no regrets.
IP someone who will eat Italian tonight.
That was last night...!
IP someone who skipped work today....'cause they could
Well, yes, I could, but it was legit medical.
IP someone who has had an orgasm within the past 72 hours.
Not quite but close enough!
IP someone who is a little horny...
Nope, however I do have a couple of pimples resembling a cone.
IP someone cooking dinner.
False, to late fit that
IP someone who just awoke.
Nearly an hour ago, yep.
IP someone who has sky-dived.
Sorry, no, but I have always wanted to.
IP someone who wants pancakes for breakfast.
To late for breakfast, but pancakes for dinner might work.
IP someone thinking of going out to dinner tonight
I am thinking of it. Have a taste for Chinese.
IP someone who is thinking of getting an early start on Christmas shopping.
Never. It's beach season.
IP someone who like Europe (but doesn't live there).
Nah, USA! USA! USA!
IP Someone who likes nachos