Private Vasquez.

dude, they're your manboobs, you better get control of those things, dude, before they get you in trouble, dude.
 
Dude, you know it's not all bad dude. Since your manboobs are so heavy with milk, you are halfway to being a girl. You should just get your tiny shriveled penis and raisin nuts cut off, dude.

You'll be happier, dude. Really, dude.
 
Private Vasquez said:
dude, they're your manboobs, you better get control of those things, dude, before they get you in trouble, dude.


LOL dude, your so fuckin' hysterical, dude.
 
Clitfuckers Manboobs said:
Dude, you know it's not all bad dude. Since your manboobs are so heavy with milk, you are halfway to being a girl. You should just get your tiny shriveled penis and raisin nuts cut off, dude.

You'll be happier, dude. Really, dude.


WHOOOOOOOO dude, you are way too fuckin' funny, dude.
 
Dude, wouldn't you feel better in a pair of pumps and some nice french cut panties? We, as your heavy luscious manboobs would really like the feel of a nice silk chemise, or perhaps a teddy.

Don't deny us dude. We can get you cock, dude.
 
Laurel said:
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Originally posted by Clitfucker
God dammit dude, would MY manboobs please get the fuck out of here, dude.
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LOL, no words necessary.
 
Clitfucker said:



LOL no dude, that's a fuckin' CLIT, dude.


Dude, didn't it ever occur to you to wonder why your small penis turned into a large clit, dude?

Are you like, a moron, dude? Dude, you have manboobs! Wake the fuck up, dude!
 
Clitfuckers Manboobs said:



Dude, didn't it ever occur to you to wonder why your small penis turned into a large clit, dude?

Are you like, a moron, dude? Dude, you have manboobs! Wake the fuck up, dude!


LOL dude, please don't make me choke on my fuckin' beer again, dude.
 
Dude...


Dude, please...


Dude, caress us. Love your manboobs. Don't deny the erotic heaven that manboob love can be.

Please, dude. Love your heavy luscious manboobs. They love you.
 
Private Vasquez said:
dude, if you pay attention to what you're doing, you won't choke, dude


LOL, I know dude, but you guys are just way too fuckin' funny, dude.
 
Clitfucker said:



LOL, I know dude, but you guys are just way too fuckin' funny, dude.

Dude, you're a man with boobs. What's so funny about that? You look like a fucking freak. All the guys at the gym laugh at you. You scare old ladies at the grocery store. Dude, you need to deal with your excessive manboobliness, not hide from it.

Dude, we are not going away. Accept us dude.
 
Clitfuckers Manboobs said:


Dude, you're a man with boobs. What's so funny about that? You look like a fucking freak. All the guys at the gym laugh at you. You scare old ladies at the grocery store. Dude, you need to deal with your excessive manboobliness, not hide from it.

Dude, we are not going away. Accept us dude.


LOL, GOD DAMMIT dude, I accept the fact that I have manboobs, dude.
 
Private Vasquez said:
dude, treat your manboobs well and they'll treat you well in return.

*variation on the Golden Rule*
"Do others as you would have them do you."
 
Private Vasquez said:
dude, treat your manboobs well and they'll treat you well in return.


LOL dude, I'll care for and nurture them as if they were my own kid, dude.
 
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