Problems with Lit Chat

[parodyluvr75]

Post pictures of your penis in this thread and if the chat mod LTR approves, she'll fix your chat issues.

 

[bluebell]

...with a skynyrd cd on repeat in the background ?

I say negatory on that.

...and a cig burned to a nub in a scorched trail on the nightstand?

Distinct possibility.

dentures in a glass

Hey now. The JAJ is too for dentures.

I loved the vignette she painted. It looks like I wasn't the other one. By the time the JAJ arises from slumber he will be fully fleshed out as a character.

Sweet words, thank you!

 

[bluebell]

Are you hitting on me? I know a hit when I see one.

And, no oral sex?

Look here,

If you have to ask every time I hit on you, then I must not be doing an excellent job.
FFS.

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[magicmikeaustin]

Look here,

If you have to ask every time I hit on you, then I must not be doing an excellent job.
FFS.

https://laantonia.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/artistic-blowjob3.jpg?w=510

better than lit chat

 

[bluebell]

Also, my chat is sticking, motherfuckers.

 

[bluebell]

better than lit chat

I concur!

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[magicmikeaustin]

Also, my chat is sticking, motherfuckers.

sticking?

or

sticky?

 

[bluebell]

sticking?

or

sticky?

Stick-y-ing.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Stick-y-ing.

Stick-y-ing.

into what ?

 

[bluebell]

Stick-y-ing.

into what ?

Dear god, I hope a sugar coma.

 

[neci]

:insert penis here sign:

 

[neci]

how long until you hose your cunt down?

 

[magicmikeaustin]

:insert penis here sign:

what penis?
mine?
aint happening

need a smaller screen to see it clearly

now stu, OK, I give

 

[magicmikeaustin]

how long until you hose your cunt down?

when you come over? soonest I can make it happen

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Dear god, I hope a sugar coma.

sweets...

 

[DallasDonna]

that's two titty tuesday to ya.

Oh what a pitty she's only one titty
To feed the baby on
The poor little bugger he'll never play rugger
He'll never be big and strong

Oh, he'll never go swimming
He'll never chase women
He'll never be fit to fight
He's fed by a cripple with only one nipple
Because of what happened one night

One night when they were seated in a little Austin
Doing things they shouldn't do
When along came a bloody great lorry
And cut them off in the middle of a screw
'Twas then the tip was amputated
And the baby was created
And the moral of this story is
Don't do things you shouldn't do.