Professional question.

[Liar]

Self employed. Boss is a bit of a cunt.

 

[gravyrug]

Most of my immediate bosses have ranged from okay to great. Some of the upper bosses have been stereotypical corporate asshats, but I seldom had to deal with them directly. One particular VP stands out for pure corrupt bullshittery, though. He was having an affair and doing crack with the woman that was hired after me, and openly favored her in terms of salary and bonuses, and covering up her mistakes. It was one of those open secrets that everyone in the company knew about, but nobody did anything about. Fortunately, I got a transfer before it blew up in their faces.

 

[rimmy]

My direct superior is a friend of mine and extremely competent so we get along well. Plus she lives really close to me so when I'm out of weed she gives me some of hers.

The boss above her is great too but the Manager of our department is literally the cvnt from hell. She manages through intimidation and it pisses her off that I don't give a shit about her bitchiness. I think she's afraid I'll start a revolution.

 

[thør]

I am the most nit-picky, demanding person I have ever worked for.

Ditto. My boss can be real asshole to me. But, he's pretty good to the rest of the crew.

 

[doowdniw]

There is something to be said for being self-retired. In working life, I never had an immediate supervisor with whom I didn't enjoy working. All had reasonably well-rounded personalities, and were willing to share their knowledge.

 

[bronzeage]

How much do you like or dislike your boss?

If you're Fata, feel free to write an essay.

I am self employed, so other than the fact my boss feels free to sexually harass me whenever the mood strikes him, he's a pretty nice guy.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Most of my immediate bosses have ranged from okay to great. Some of the upper bosses have been stereotypical corporate asshats, but I seldom had to deal with them directly. One particular VP stands out for pure corrupt bullshittery, though. He was having an affair and doing crack with the woman that was hired after me, and openly favored her in terms of salary and bonuses, and covering up her mistakes. It was one of those open secrets that everyone in the company knew about, but nobody did anything about. Fortunately, I got a transfer before it blew up in their faces.

There's really no point in diddling around at work if you're not going to get some extra perquisites.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Self employed. Boss is a bit of a cunt.

I am self employed, so other than the fact my boss feels free to sexually harass me whenever the mood strikes him, he's a pretty nice guy.

Do you ever tell him to fuck off?

 

[bronzeage]

Do you ever tell him to fuck off?

Never saw the need. He tends to my needs quite well.

 

[girlsmiley]

Self employed. Boss is a bit of a cunt.

If only you had been born a woman. What a lesbian you would have made.

 

[Fata Morgana]

How much do you like or dislike your boss?

If you're Fata, feel free to write an essay.

I couldn't hate that cunt anymore if he had six more legs.

He's a petty, small minded man who thinks the worst of his staff. He assumes you're putting it on when you're off sick and threatens you with disciplinary action. He studies your time sheet with a microscope looking for anomalies. He can't look you in the eye when he's talking to you and most of the time ignores you if you have a question. He will however butt in if you are talking to someone else. If we have visitors he shows off like a little child and will try and demean you. He fudges figures and stats to make himself look good and he is a liar. He will lie and lie and lie to save his own skin.

He points out errors you've made infront of an audience but when you retaliate he'll take it to a private office. He'll throw policies and procedures at you all the time to justify being a cunt but bend those same policies and procedures to suit his own means. He's a bully and will run roughshod over quieter members of staff. Since he came there countless members of staff have left, many citing him as the reason for their leaving in exit interviews, and we have the highest turnover of staff on our section. It's a standing joke every few weeks another new bod is being introduced to the whole office from our bit.

He hates women. He hates women especially in a higher position than himself. It kills him he has three females above him. He will not back his staff, whether it's a violent attack on them or a issue from another department. However he is never wrong.

He stinks. Like old pennies and ingrained filth. He has a constant shower of dandruff on his shoulders and his keyboard is full of scalp. Once a cleaner asked him if he'd been eating crusty bread at his desk. Unfortunately no, that was just his head. He rarely changes his clothes, the same bloodstain was noted for weeks. When he buys new shoes he throws his old ones in the office bin. He only eats bread which he bakes himself from cheap flour he buys at a local windmill. He's as tight as fuck and won't spend money. His teeth are horrifying. They look like Stone Henge and are covered in filth and bits of bread. I can't begin to imagine what's under his foreskin. Bets it's like a whole fucking cheeseboard under there.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Never saw the need. He tends to my needs quite well.

A fag?

 

[glynndah]

I like mine. She leaves me alone and lets me do whatever I want.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Never saw the need. He tends to my needs quite well.

That's because he knows you well.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Fata:

I couldn't hate that cunt anymore if he had six more legs.

With your description of him, I have the urge to beat him with a shoe.

 

[bronzeage]

That's because he knows you well.

Like the palm of my hand.

 

[Garnate]

I had a boss once.




ONCE.




Just kidding. I was going to tell a story about when I worked retail and they had me on camera being followed around the store by male employees. One day the PR lady said it was easier to fire me than 7 guys.

So I shot em all.


Not really, but finding another job was a real bitch.

 

[Lilylovex64]

I have always really liked my bosses and I am still really good friends with one of them.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I like the first version better, I pictured you singing Johnny cash while picking then off one by one.

 

[Garnate]

I like the first version better, I pictured you singing Johnny cash while picking then off one by one.

You sick fuck.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

I had a boss once.




ONCE.




Just kidding. I was going to tell a story about when I worked retail and they had me on camera being followed around the store by male employees. One day the PR lady said it was easier to fire me than 7 guys.

So I shot em all.


Not really, but finding another job was a real bitch.

Only work for PR men...

fixes that problem

 

[parodyluvr75]

You sick fuck.

Yes I am.

Would I be more so if I told you that I'll be masturbating to that image, later.

 

[Garnate]

Only work for PR men...

fixes that problem

I have worse stories about male bosses. But those are for the therapist.

 

[Garnate]

Yes I am.

Would I be more so if I told you that I'll be masturbating to that image, later.

*Cackles*

Very much so. Please continue.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

I have worse stories about male bosses. But those are for the therapist.

fuckers...


*not the therapist*