Professional question.

[parodyluvr75]

*Cackles*

Very much so. Please continue.

I'll have to think about other ways you could have picked them off, wank to them, and post them later.

I'm a twisted bird.

 

[Garnate]

I'll have to think about other ways you could have picked them off, wank to them, and post them later.

I'm a twisted bird.

I'd fucking say so.......

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'd fucking say so.......

*hangs head in shame*

 

[Garnate]

*hangs head in shame*

Ain't no shame in your game, birdy.

Lots of shame in your masturbating, though. Like, tons and tons of shame.

 

[parodyluvr75]

So the idea of being turned on by you popping off pufftarts is okay but masturbating to it is the sin? Got it.

 

[Garnate]

So the idea of being turned on by you popping off pufftarts is okay but masturbating to it is the sin? Got it.

Yes, absolutely. Wait, no? The fuck do I know? I stopped using my vagina months ago.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I use mine, I just haven't been sharing. Lack of sex makes odd things appealing. Though I must confess, even if I was having sex, that visual would have made me excitable. I feel so dirty.

 

[Garnate]

I use mine, I just haven't been sharing. Lack of sex makes odd things appealing. Though I must confess, even if I was having sex, that visual would have made me excitable. I feel so dirty.

This is Lit; you should go into great detail about what turned you on and why.

 

[pete]

I use mine, I just haven't been sharing. Lack of sex makes odd things appealing. Though I must confess, even if I was having sex, that visual would have made me excitable. I feel so dirty.

you're off your game, birdy.
there's been like half a dozen noob guys passing thru here that you didn't shake down for cock pics lately.

got the flu or something?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I find it hard to believe that everyone wouldn't be turned on by that. Do you know the lyrics to Folsom Prison Blues?

 

[parodyluvr75]

you're off your game, birdy.
there's been like half a dozen noob guys passing thru here that you didn't shake down for cock pics lately.

got the flu or something?

Extra work, I haven't been able to do my usual harassment and false promises of making chat work.

 

[Garnate]

I find it hard to believe that everyone wouldn't be turned on by that. Do you know the lyrics to Folsom Prison Blues?

lol I do not. Is it a sexy song?

 

[magicmikeaustin]

lol I do not. Is it a sexy song?

sing it to me,

i will let you know

 

[bronzeage]

lol I do not. Is it a sexy song?

It is the way I sing it.

 

[neci]

I am happy; she does what she knows best. For contract work several times a month, it's not bad. It fills my, spirit while I'm there. It builds my confidence, because I know my craft. There is laughter and there are is release. I am grateful to have the space to do what I do. My friends all teased me, when I took this gig, that it would socialize me. Worse things have happened.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Just because you're socialized, doesn't mean you're domesticated.

 

[parodyluvr75]

lol I do not. Is it a sexy song?

I think it's sexy, I'm probably not in the majority.