Proposed Location for Litopia

[Rumple Foreskin]

Twist my rubber arm. Ow!

OK.

You are SOOOO easy.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[TxRad]

You are SOOOO easy.

Rumple Foreskin

Like you're not?

 

[Guest]

We might need one of these on the bar, for some of you.

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[Guest]

I have complete confidence in the Men of Lit.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I have complete confidence in the Men of Lit.

Let's guess who is the Island slut??hmmmmmm.....

 

[Guest]

Let's guess who is the Island slut??hmmmmmm.....

That's going to be decided in a weekly contest on the beach!

Videos of which, will be sold on MTV late at night, and fund our little get away.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That's going to be decided in a weekly contest on the beach!

Videos of which, will be sold on MTV late at night, and fund our little get away.

I like it, I'll supply the Abs shirts!

 

[Guest]

I like it, I'll supply the Abs shirts!

Product placements are going to cost. I'll send you a rate card.

 

[Guest]

Let's guess who is the Island slut??hmmmmmm.....

You wanna arm wrestle for the title?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Product placements are going to cost. I'll send you a rate card.

I'll keep that in mind when you're thirsty.

 

[Guest]

You wanna arm wrestle for the title?

Arm wrestling to choose Island Slut '07???

And that is why you aren't the producer of a reality TV show.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You wanna arm wrestle for the title?

I was shooting for Witchdoctor/Madwoman.

 

[Guest]

Arm wrestling to choose Island Slut '07???

And that is why you aren't the producer of a reality TV show.

You've never seen me arm wrestle before.

 

[Guest]

You've never seen me arm wrestle before.

OOoh, I'm thinking interesting attire, or none at all??

We'll also make a fortune selling t-shirts "I want to be voted ON to this island."

 

[slyc_willie]

Hold on, let me just grab my towel . . .

 

[Guest]

Hold on, let me just grab my towel . . .

Why bother with the towel?

 

[Guest]

OOoh, I'm thinking interesting attire, or none at all??

We'll also make a fortune selling t-shirts "I want to be voted ON to this island."

Oil will be involved.

And straps.

 

[slyc_willie]

Why bother with the towel?

For dusting the sand off my feet when I go to Abstrusions

Gotta go to work now . . . *sigh*

 

[unpredictablebijou]

You're talking arm wrestling.

I'm talking more like jello wrestling. And I'm in - i suspect the perks of being official slut of Lit would be pretty sweet.

bijou

 

[S-Des]

You wanna arm wrestle for the title?

I think I know someone who'd want to be involved. But arm wrestling isn't the best option (she's a little on the tiny side). Perhaps someone could think of a series of challenges. Events designed to truly prove who deserves to hold the title . . .


I VOLUNTEER TO BE A JUDGE!!!

 

[Guest]

I think I know someone who'd want to be involved. But arm wrestling isn't the best option (she's a little on the tiny side). Perhaps someone could think of a series of challenges. Events designed to truly prove who deserves to hold the title . . .


I VOLUNTEER TO BE A JUDGE!!!

No, no, no.

The arm wrestling was just being me and ABS.

She likes to get rough.

We can certainly open up the competition to everyone with a myriad of fascinating activities.

 

[Fallenfromgrace]

Hammocks are mandatory.

Vana's Nob also needs to be relocated there and increased in size

Strip limbo everynight...gives a good view, so ive heard

 

[BonsaiBeauty]

I propose that the Litopia be held on a deserted Carribean island with several different compounds catering to the sexual proclivities of different groups.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I was shooting for Witchdoctor/Madwoman.

And missed 'em both by a country mile.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[unpredictablebijou]

I think I know someone who'd want to be involved. But arm wrestling isn't the best option (she's a little on the tiny side). Perhaps someone could think of a series of challenges. Events designed to truly prove who deserves to hold the title . . .


I VOLUNTEER TO BE A JUDGE!!!

How bout "put the condom on without using your hands?"

BiJou