Proposed Location for Litopia

[cloudy]

Count me in on the slut competition.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

 

[Guest]

Count me in on the slut competition.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Nice tits.

Wanna dance?

 

[cloudy]

Nice tits.

Wanna dance?

sure thing.

 

[Guest]

sure thing.

Sweet.

 

[slyc_willie]

Can I enter the competition?

After all, who said a slut has to be a woman?

Or would I just have to open the competition for lit Stud?

 

[Guest]

Can I enter the competition?

After all, who said a slut has to be a woman?

Or would I just have to open the competition for lit Stud?

I could get into THAT!

 

[slyc_willie]

I could get into THAT!

Somehow, I knew you would.

 

[Guest]

Somehow, I knew you would.

I should be blushing.

But - NOT!

 

[rgraham666]

I should be blushing.

But - NOT!

Sure. Lemme whisper something in your ear.

 

[Guest]

Sure. Lemme whisper something in your ear.

Now don't start THAT again!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

I need some advice. In a gesture of solidarity with the AH, I went over to that island (don't ask how) to check things out. The place seemed nice enough, but there was this Frenshman wandering around who claimed to be some sort of painter but he didn't have on overalls and wasn't carrying a ladder, so I'm a bit leery.

Also came across this gal, sexy as hell and all that, but she kept flipping her hair around and gave me this story about looking for somebody or something named McGarrett. Are all the people there like them?

http://starbulletin.com/96/10/21/features/50girl.gif​

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Lee Chambers]

Not sure how many people are going, but I think my ride can fit everyone. Unfortunately there will not be enough room for clothing.

http://www.ohiocitizen.org/campaigns/isg/yacht.jpg

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

That thing looks like a floating wedding cake. Will you be our skipper?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

damn

That thing looks like a floating wedding cake. Will you be our skipper?

Rumple Foreskin

I knew I was learning to drive the wrong thing ...

I am in, but only if the laptops don't burn.

Maharat

 

[MagicaPractica]

That thing looks like a floating wedding cake. Will you be our skipper?

Rumple Foreskin

Stripper? Lee is gonna be our official male stripper?



Oh, sorry, you said skipper. My bad.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Stripper? Lee is gonna be our official male stripper?

Oh, sorry, you said skipper. My bad.

Whatever floats your boat, so to speak.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Since the island in question is near Fiji, I thought the following category winner in this year's Bulwer-Lytton competition http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/#To inflict might be in order:

I was in a back alley in Fiji, fighting desperately and silently for my life, fighting desperately for oxygen, clawing at the calm and almost gentle pressure of the fabric held over my face by implacable, ebony thighs when I realized -- he was killing me softly with his sarong.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

Since the island in question is near Fiji, I thought the following category winner in this year's Bulwer-Lytton competition http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/#To inflict might be in order:

I was in a back alley in Fiji, fighting desperately and silently for my life, fighting desperately for oxygen, clawing at the calm and almost gentle pressure of the fabric held over my face by implacable, ebony thighs when I realized -- he was killing me softly with his sarong.

Rumple Foreskin

BWAH HA HAAA!

I just spit ice tea all over my laptop, evil Rev.

 

[rgraham666]

I was in a back alley in Fiji, fighting desperately and silently for my life, fighting desperately for oxygen, clawing at the calm and almost gentle pressure of the fabric held over my face by implacable, ebony thighs when I realized -- he was killing me softly with his sarong.

Rumple Foreskin

Ow! Owowowowowowow. That was painful.

Oh. And if we're taking a ridiculously ostentatious water craft to Litopia, let's take this

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

BWAH HA HAAA!

I just spit ice tea all over my laptop, evil Rev.

I know. He --> <-- made me do it, honest.

Cute little run-about, Rob.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

Ow! Owowowowowowow. That was painful.

Oh. And if we're taking a ridiculously ostentatious water craft to Litopia, let's take this

Nope, nope, nope.

How will the ladies be able to sunbathe topless on a submarine?

We need a surface craft, Rob.

 

[rgraham666]

Nope, nope, nope.

How will the ladies be able to sunbathe topless on a submarine?

We need a surface craft, Rob.

It can run on the surface. It would have to be atomic powered to stay under water for long.

No way am I letting any of the nuts here near an atomic pile.

 

[slyc_willie]

It can run on the surface. It would have to be atomic powered to stay under water for long.

No way am I letting any of the nuts here near an atomic pile.

Oh, I don't know . . . I've had my nuts go nuclear once in a while . . .