Provocative thoughts

[niteloser]

night I think I just wet myself.

Ive wandered what it would be like to have a 3some with 2 women with strapons and me handcuffed togeather that would be intresting.

wet yourself with what? hehehe.

 

[bobwhitecrow]

Getting Screwed

A woman went into a department store and told the clerk
that she wanted to return a toaster for refund because it
didn’t work. The clerk told her that he couldn’t give her
a refund because she bought it on special.

All of a sudden the woman threw her arms up and yelled,
”Grab my Breasts! Grab my breasts!”

The clerk didn’t know what to do, so he called the store
manager who asked her if he can help.

She explained that she wanted to return the nonworking
toaster for refund, and he told her that he would not give
her a refund because she bought the toaster on special.

Once again she yelled, “Grab my breasts! Grab my breasts!”

The manager was taken aback and asked her why she was
yelling that particular phrase.

She replied, “Because I like my breasts grabbed when I’m
getting screwed!”

 

[Baron]

What would you do if two college aged females dressed in long black trench coats knocked on your door late at night?

What if they removed thier coats when you invited them in and revealed corsets and fishnet stockings? Suddenly they turned to each other and kissed. All you hear is the clink... clink of hand cuffs. Now you have two blue eyed women cuffed together staring at you. What would you do?

Call in sick for the next couple of days.

 

[bobwhitecrow]

No,

I'm a part of a pair people call "perverted squared" She is also on the board... Can you guess who she may be?

Can you give me a hint?

 

[niteloser]

Can you give me a hint?

shes beautiful.

 

[bobwhitecrow]

Hmmm,

shes beautiful.

Well that certainly narrows it down. Aren't all women on Literotica, Beautiful? Or are they just Gorgemous or Beautimous?

And you ARE such a tease.

I'm fairly new here. How many posts does she have?

 

[niteloser]

Well that certainly narrows it down. Aren't all women on Literotica, Beautiful? Or are they just Gorgemous or Beautimous?

And you ARE such a tease.

I'm fairly new here. How many posts does she have?

just over 5000. She hit 5000 this weekend!

I am a tease

 

[bobwhitecrow]

Hmmmm,

just over 5000. She hit 5000 this weekend!

I am a tease

Is she bigger than a bread box?

 

[niteloser]

Is she bigger than a bread box?

barely... shes a small woman.

 

[MintSoda]

Well that certainly narrows it down. Aren't all women on Literotica, Beautiful? Or are they just Gorgemous or Beautimous?

And you ARE such a tease.

I'm fairly new here. How many posts does she have?

I'd consider myself to be more exotic or adorable...maybe a combination like exordable or adorotic.

 

[bobwhitecrow]

Well,

I'd consider myself to be more exotic or adorable...maybe a combination like exordable or adorotic.

I guess I sit corrected.

 

[MintSoda]

I guess I sit corrected.

That's only what I call myself...if you asked around the three most likely descriptive adjectives you'd get about me would be "heynous bitch monster"

 

[bobwhitecrow]

Well,

That's only what I call myself...if you asked around the three most likely descriptive adjectives you'd get about me would be "heynous bitch monster"

Then, what should I call you? Loverly Aphrodite Bitch Goddess of Venus?

 

[MintSoda]

Then, what should I call you? Loverly Aphrodite Bitch Goddess of Venus?

Or just go with the anogram LABGoV

 

[bobwhitecrow]

I'm SOO conFUSED!

barely... shes a small woman.

I even posted to the wrong thread.

She's beautiful, has over 5,000 posts and slightly bigger than a bread box.

What nationality is she?

 

[bobwhitecrow]

?

I even posted to the wrong thread.

She's beautiful, has over 5,000 posts and slightly bigger than a bread box.

What nationality is she?

Is she a melancholy baby?

 

[bobwhitecrow]

Maybe . . .

Is she a melancholy baby?

a little blue?

 

[bobwhitecrow]

Could she be . . .

Jackie Blue aka BlueSugar?

 

[bobwhitecrow]

no, No, NO!

Or just go with the anogram LABGoV

Not Acronyms! I hate acronyms! Really, I don't mind typing the whole thing.

 

[Mikijl Dragon]

Well first thing I would do is turn to the wife and boyfriend and say "friends of yours?" then if everyone is happy about the situation I would invite them in and ask them to grind their pussies together as that is something we all view as extremly erotic. Then once everyone is so very turned on 5 sometime (or would that just be called an orgy?)

 

[BlueSugar]

I'm a part of a pair people call "perverted squared" She is also on the board... Can you guess who she may be?

::rubs ears:: my ears are buzzing people, whats going on?

 

[niteloser]

::rubs ears:: my ears are buzzing people, whats going on?

just talking about you! hehehe *muah*

 

[bobwhitecrow]

Soooo,

just talking about you! hehehe *muah*

Did I guess right?

 

[bobwhitecrow]

Are you

just talking about you! hehehe *muah*

just trying to keep this Moron in suspense?

 

[niteloser]

Did I guess right?

yes bob you guessed correctly! CONGRATS!