bobwhitecrow
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Woo Hoo!
I'm so easily amused!
niteloser said:
I'm so easily amused!
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bobwhitecrow
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Ok,
If Niteloser and BlueSugar are perversion squared, if you let me join you both, would we be perversion cubed?
If Niteloser and BlueSugar are perversion squared, if you let me join you both, would we be perversion cubed?
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Expensive Perfume
An old woman was riding an elevator in a very lavish
New York City Office Building.
A young and beautiful woman gets in to the elevator
smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to the
old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly
Hills, $100 an ounce."
Another young and beautiful woman gets in to the
elevator smelling like expensive perfume. She,
too very arrogantly turns to the old woman and says,
"Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce."
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her
floor and is about to get off the elevator. Before she
leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, bends
over, farts.......... and says, "Broccoli - 49 cents a
pound."
An old woman was riding an elevator in a very lavish
New York City Office Building.
A young and beautiful woman gets in to the elevator
smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to the
old woman and says arrogantly, "Giorgio Beverly
Hills, $100 an ounce."
Another young and beautiful woman gets in to the
elevator smelling like expensive perfume. She,
too very arrogantly turns to the old woman and says,
"Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce."
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her
floor and is about to get off the elevator. Before she
leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, bends
over, farts.......... and says, "Broccoli - 49 cents a
pound."
bobwhitecrow
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The Young Paratrooper
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went through the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane.
The next day, he called home to his father to tell him the news.
"So, did you jump?" the father asked.
"Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and the sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane!"
"Is that when you jumped?" asked the father.
"Um, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out the door."
"Did you jump then?" asked the father.
"I'm getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was the last man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told me to get off the plane or he'd kick my ass."
"So, did you jump?"
"Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the door and refused to go. Finally he called over to the Jump Master. The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250 pounds.
He said to me, 'Boy, are you gonna jump or not?'
"I said, 'No, sir. I'm too scared.'"
"So the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and took his penis out. I swear, it was about ten inches long and as big around as a baseball bat! "He said, 'Boy, either you jump out that door, or I'm sticking this baby up your ass.'"
"So, did you jump?" asked the father.
"Well, a little, at first..."
A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went through the standard training, completed the practice jumps from higher and higher structures, and finally went to take his first jump from an airplane.
The next day, he called home to his father to tell him the news.
"So, did you jump?" the father asked.
"Well, let me tell you what happened. We got up in the plane, and the sergeant opened up the door and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane!"
"Is that when you jumped?" asked the father.
"Um, not yet. Then the sergeant started to grab the other men one at a time and throw them out the door."
"Did you jump then?" asked the father.
"I'm getting to that. Every one else had jumped, and I was the last man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told me to get off the plane or he'd kick my ass."
"So, did you jump?"
"Not then. He tried to push me out of the plane, but I grabbed onto the door and refused to go. Finally he called over to the Jump Master. The Jump Master is this great big guy, about six-foot five, and 250 pounds.
He said to me, 'Boy, are you gonna jump or not?'
"I said, 'No, sir. I'm too scared.'"
"So the Jump Master pulled down his zipper and took his penis out. I swear, it was about ten inches long and as big around as a baseball bat! "He said, 'Boy, either you jump out that door, or I'm sticking this baby up your ass.'"
"So, did you jump?" asked the father.
"Well, a little, at first..."
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I've missed you, too!
Check out my new thread.
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=336337
niteloser said:
Check out my new thread.
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=336337
bobwhitecrow
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What have you been up to?
Have you just been lurking around, lately? I haven't seen you participate iin a while.
niteloser said:
Have you just been lurking around, lately? I haven't seen you participate iin a while.
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