PRUNING SAW, things not to do with one, #1 in a series

[SlickTony]

3. Rolling down the hill on a beach chair strapped to a furniture dolly is really really fun. But since you have no way to steer or stop, roadrash will happen sooner or later.

Um, did you do that on purpose?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Here is a lesson learned from a construction superintendent of a company I used to work for. (I quit before this happened)

Never lock up you propane bottles in an unventilated storage box.

But if you are stupid enough to do this... and you show up early to work, before the sun is up... don't use a cigarette lighter to read the numbers on the combination lock.

I didn't go but I heard it was a lovely service...

 

[rgraham666]

There's a candidate for the Darwin Awards.

 

[Guest]

3. Rolling down the hill on a beach chair strapped to a furniture dolly is really really fun. But since you have no way to steer or stop, roadrash will happen sooner or later.

Dallas

That's too funny! Did anyone get it on video?

When I was about 14, I remember a friend of mine "persuading" her brother to get into a large suitcase, then closing the suitcase and hurling him down the stairs on its little wheels. The noises emanating from the suitcase as it wended its speedy way down the stairs were inhuman, but bloody funny! He survived.

Lou

 

[StinkBug]

no video, but we did get a pic of the deadly contraption. Oh and we also towed it around behind one of my bikes as well.

http://www.stinkyfab.com/images/web/chair2.JPG



D.

 

[SummerMorning]

Cutting yourself?

One word: bastard sword.

Steel blunts make mincemeat out of fingers.

Heck, I can still feel the padded blunt that hit my left forefinger a year ago. But steel...

*shudder*

Good thing they didn't get my 'F'inger.