PSEUDO-dirty words!

[luv1]

Cockfosters.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Cockfosters.

Mornington Crescent!

<Sorry. Wrong forum.>

 

[Mrtenant]

stocking stuffer

 

[DesEsseintes]

stocking stuffer

Ah yes - like Father Christmas, who comes down the chimney and fills your stocking. Fnarr.

 

[Puffynsweet]

Slippery when wet...

 

[SpicySweets]

I'm pretty sure this one wasn't thrown in yet:

Penalize

 

[DesEsseintes]

Several years ago, as a relatively new teacher, I put up a Powerpoint presentation entitled 'Improving your analysis' in front of a class of expectant 15 year old pupils. There was a ripple of laughter, which I did not attend to immediately as the Headmaster walked in on his rounds. He raised an eyebrow at me, and I looked back at the board to find that the projector was not quite set up properly. In fact, the last four letters of the title were missing...

Fortunately, he saw the funny side too.

 

[WetBiMoose]

Jurisdiction

 

[SpicySweets]

Fallacious

 

[PrurientProf]

pianist

 

[elli1]

stuffing

 

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

Laughing about some of these and reading them to my wife, she commented she saw a sign on the PA turnpike. "Road closed...steel erection."

 

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

Blowing tubes.

From my old navy days.

 

[Kveldulf]

titular

 

[tolyk]

Several years ago, as a relatively new teacher, I put up a Powerpoint presentation entitled 'Improving your analysis' in front of a class of expectant 15 year old pupils. There was a ripple of laughter, which I did not attend to immediately as the Headmaster walked in on his rounds. He raised an eyebrow at me, and I looked back at the board to find that the projector was not quite set up properly. In fact, the last four letters of the title were missing...

Fortunately, he saw the funny side too.

That is fantastic

 

[BrokenRomantic]

penal code

 

[Kveldulf]

Kumquat

 

[wickedlester27]

Cockeyed

 

[BrokenRomantic]

hard salami

 

[SpicySweets]

Caucus

 

[PrurientProf]

half-cocked

 

[lionguy1975]

blowhard

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

BlowPop

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

hard headed

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

squeeze cheese?