Puns

[PlanetaryNebula]

Now you are gonna be loud just to see if I follow through

It’s like you have known me forever!!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

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Omg this is gold

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

He gives GREAT spankings! (Don't ask me how I know this though. )

A lady never tells right?? So I’ll be a lady for once and refrain from asking

 

[investor2020]

I asked the toy store clerk where the Arnold Schwarzenegger action figures were.​

She replied, "Aisle B, back"

 

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[investor2020]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Russian, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, Two Kiwis, a German, and American, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Romanian, a Dane, an Israeli, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Greek, a Norwegian, an Ethiopian, a Nigerian and a Chilean walk into a nightclub.

The bouncer steps in front of the group and immediately stops them, saying: “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Russian, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, Two Kiwis, a German, and American, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Romanian, a Dane, an Israeli, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Greek, a Norwegian, an Ethiopian, a Nigerian and a Chilean walk into a nightclub.

The bouncer steps in front of the group and immediately stops them, saying: “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”

LMFAO . You win at puns

 

[investor2020]

LMFAO . You win at puns

Thank you, Nebula, but I'm not sure winning the prize for the most warped sense of humor is such a good thing. Besides, it's a challenge just keeping up with you, Brianna, and SirConrad.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

Summer a catch, summer not

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Russian, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, Two Kiwis, a German, and American, a Cypriot, an Egyptian, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Romanian, a Dane, an Israeli, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Greek, a Norwegian, an Ethiopian, a Nigerian and a Chilean walk into a nightclub.

The bouncer steps in front of the group and immediately stops them, saying: “Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”

Ok this one