Puns

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Guess we bring out the breast in eachother

I've always thought you were a boob.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Fleartwood Mac, The Greartful Deard

Switchfeart, Learkin Peark

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

He DOES have some redearmable qualities though.

You guys and your ear obsession! lol

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You guys and your ear obsession! lol

Got another one with an ear fetish now

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

The Tearking Heards

The Trearvaling Wearberries

 

[gga]

Got another one with an ear fetish now

How much will it cost me for your to start your vacation tomorrow?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

How much will it cost me for your to start your vacation tomorrow?

I actually am starting it tomorrow

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Pearter, Paul and Meary

Bears Thugs & Earmony

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Public Earnemy

Earminem

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

The Bearstie Boys

Backseareet boys

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Tupac Shakear, Doctear Dre, and Cearpress Hill

The Bearch Boys

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Simon and Gearfunkel

Ace Of Bears

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Motearhead

Thears Days Grearce

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Theard Eye Blind

Grearn Day

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Question Mark and The Mystearions

Weard Al Yankoveark

 

[investor2020]

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Why would anyone want to smooch with a lethargic religious teacher?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Q. How much money does a pirate pay for corn?
A. A buccaneer

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Don't go bacon my heart. I couldn't if I fried.

 

[investor2020]

An Indian consulted his medicine man about a pain in his stomach that had persisted for three months.

"For something as long as that," said the Medicine Man, "I have a more drastic remedy than the herbs I normally prescribe. Chew on this leather thong every day. It is 31 inches long: chew one inch every day, and at the next full moon come back."

The Indian dutifully did as directed, and at the next full moon he returned to the Medicine Man.

"How do you feel?" the Medicine Man asked.

"The thong has ended, but the malady lingers on."

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA ! I CANT

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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[PlanetaryNebula]

 

[investor2020]

I went to a dog show the other day. A Yorkie took Best in Show, a Jack Russell took second, and a Scotty took third.

I’m starting to think the judges had some sort of All-Terrier motive.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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