Puns

[Cymru9696]

She was only a cow man’s daughter, but all the horse men knew her.

 

[munch2much]

The more se code operators daughter said she was was a virgin.

But we all knew she did it

 

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[SoCalAshley]

I teach 5th grade and one of my students said to me, “I know why you became elementary school math teacher.” I asked why. He replied “So you can make the little things count.”

 

[quean_seeka]

I teach 5th grade and one of my students said to me, “I know why you became elementary school math teacher.” I asked why. He replied “So you can make the little things count.”

No he didn't!

 

[Sinstories]

A teacher asked the class to use the word disaster in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand and said "My sister got to close to a propeller at the airport and it dis-assed her."

 

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[PlanetaryNebula]

Where have you been all my life

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Katie did?

 

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[investor2020]

Though few new non-carcinogenic fireproof chemicals have been discovered in recent years, scientists are continuing to do asbestos they can.​

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

That's what its all about.

 

[FranklyFrank]

 

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[investor2020]

How does a hippie polygamist count his wives?

1 Mrs. Hippie, 2 Mrs. Hippie, 3 Mrs. Hippie . . .

 

[FranklyFrank]

 

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[JKL123]

 

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