Puns

Cymru9696 · Oct 13, 2022

She was only a cow man’s daughter, but all the horse men knew her.

munch2much · Oct 13, 2022

The more se code operators daughter said she was was a virgin.

But we all knew she did it

investor2020 · Oct 15, 2022

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investor2020 · Oct 23, 2022

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SoCalAshley · Oct 24, 2022

I teach 5th grade and one of my students said to me, “I know why you became elementary school math teacher.” I asked why. He replied “So you can make the little things count.”

quean_seeka · Oct 24, 2022

SoCalAshley said:
I teach 5th grade and one of my students said to me, “I know why you became elementary school math teacher.” I asked why. He replied “So you can make the little things count.”

No he didn't!

Sinstories · Oct 24, 2022

A teacher asked the class to use the word disaster in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand and said "My sister got to close to a propeller at the airport and it dis-assed her."

investor2020 · Oct 30, 2022

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PlanetaryNebula · Oct 30, 2022

investor2020 said:
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Where have you been all my life

PlanetaryNebula · Oct 30, 2022

investor2020 said:
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Katie did?