Puns

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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[investor2020]

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[investor2020]

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
To produce reproductive organs.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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And this is why there are so many warning labels

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FRb114mWQAAB7LA?format=jpg&name=small

I would have been sssooooo aghast!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Not to mention gnomed!

Oh the jedi would not be pleased, the sith on the other hand

 

[Pantyboy74]

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[investor2020]

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus spilled its load leaving New York. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, surprised, dumbfounded, flabbergasted, confounded, astonished, and numbed.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FRb114mWQAAB7LA?format=jpg&name=small

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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[Pantyboy74]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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[water_moutina]

Coochie monster
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[SirConradPeckereye]

Coochie monster
https://64.media.tumblr.com/f838b784f0797adcb712eeee3a782d33/be8f30d9ea2d903c-00/s1280x1920/859f42b6a7feebb5df3260e50c9627de2d1b87fc.jpg

Don't think you wanna make him wet...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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[AZDryHeat]

Knot me!

 

[investor2020]

Brianna, you go where no man has gone before . . .

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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