Puns

[Speshul91]

How do you know if an ant is male or female?
Drop it in water, if it sinks girl ant, if it floats.........

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

View attachment 2139711

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

View attachment 2139712

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

View attachment 2139713

 

[investor2020]

Every afternoon at 2 o’clock the doctor dashed down to the bar for one of his favorite drinks. This was an odd-ball concoction—a daiquiri with ground-up almonds in it.

It was approaching 2 P.M. one day when the bartender discovered to his dismay that he was out of almonds. He send a waitress searching for some but all she could find were hickory nuts.

So the doctor came in and the bartender made his drink. The doctor took one sip, puckered in disgust, and demanded, “What kind of drink is this ??!!”

The bartender paled and confessed: “It’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.”

 

[investor2020]

A little known fact is that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

 

[Britflier]

I'm going to retire to the Caribbean and open a kitchen glassware store. It'll be called Pyrex of the Caribbean.

 

[investor2020]

 

[investor2020]

 

[mickyp123]

No point in Harping on about it, at least he did it of his own a chord rather than being on the fiddle

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

They have to tag you and not the bass.... smart

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

 

[investor2020]

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

View attachment 2141143

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

View attachment 2141144

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

View attachment 2141145

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

View attachment 2141146

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Didn't know there were so many easter puns! This is egg-cellent

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

View attachment 2141153

 

[investor2020]

Nothing worse (or funnier) than punsters unleashed !

Brianna & Sir Conrad, off until Monday . . . hope you (and family) have a Happy Easter.

• The Easter bunny was interested in studying medicine, so he got admission at John Hop-kins University.

 

[mickyp123]

Hoppy Earster to you and yours too!

Medicine is far better suited to a Rabbit than a Guinea pig

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

View attachment 2141413

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

View attachment 2141414

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

View attachment 2141415