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[investor2020]

I’m a Miss, not a Mr

Miss Nebula . . . my profound apologies, and posts corrected going forward . . . my "welcome" applies even more now.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Miss Nebula . . . my profound apologies, and posts corrected going forward . . . my "welcome" applies even more now.

Why you sexist pig j/k and thank you!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Why you sexist pig j/k and thank you!

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[PlanetaryNebula]

what happens when this thread hits 5000? Will my virtual Pun mine just vanish into cyberspace?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I used to run an origami supplies business.... sadly it folded

O.M.G.
Now I get it. A Pro tractor

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

what happens when this thread hits 5000? Will my virtual Pun mine just vanish into cyberspace?

Nah threads can go past 5000 now... chaos thread is at 50,000 and still going strong

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Pretty sure this is going to secure my reservation to Hell, but ...

Oh man… poor meatloaf!
Not done well…
But looks well done?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Nah threads can go past 5000 now... chaos thread is at 50,000 and still going strong

Phew!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Why does Norway have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can scan da Navy in
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I'll see myself out...

I love how you’ll see yourself out btw

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Bri & Sir Conrad . . . please take a moment this afternoon, and remember our friends in Mexico and their tragic loss so many years ago. (Miss Nebula, if you are confused by this, check out post #146).

Sinko De Mayo

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

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P.S. Miss Nebula . . . welcome . . . it's nice to see another punster.

I just saw this msg. Thank you! Good luck getting rid of me.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

A little known fact is that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5 and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.

STFU thank you for including me!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ohhhhh man. This is too perfect! After all the “please stop sending me puns” msgs I’ve received today

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Gandhi roamed the desert for years as a frail and shoeless prophet who suffered from terrible breath as a result of malnutrition

You could say he was a super fragile calloused mystic hexed by halitosis

 

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Great for the cross country pun lover on their birthday

 

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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