~*Love/Hate*~

I think we’ve established that I LOVE thunderstorms but…

I hate when the weather turns severe and I’m woken from barely falling back asleep at 1:45am to tornado sirens going off 😒
Damn it where is the Hug emoji 🫂
 
I hate giving performance reviews at work.

I love giving myself performance review at work. I always get a big raise.
 
I hate when my stupid dog steals something he knows he shouldn’t have and runs off with it so I will chase after him.

I love when I catch him and he drops the thing from his mouth and lets me take it back, then immediately rolls over for a belly rub, the attention-seeking prick.
 
I hate ‘cutesy’ marketing that acts like inanimate things are sentient beings (‘Hi, I’m train carriage 7203 and I love to keep tidy, please tweet if you see anything wrong’. No - you are an assortment of base materials, stop this).

At the same time I love taking building signs too literally in their meaning. ‘Please leave this bathroom exactly how you’d like to find it?’ Has anyone got a big screen TV and the phone numbers for a whole series of fever-dream fantasy partners..?
 
I hate ‘cutesy’ marketing that acts like inanimate things are sentient beings (‘Hi, I’m train carriage 7203 and I love to keep tidy, please tweet if you see anything wrong’. No - you are an assortment of base materials, stop this).

At the same time I love taking building signs too literally in their meaning. ‘Please leave this bathroom exactly how you’d like to find it?’ Has anyone got a big screen TV and the phone numbers for a whole series of fever-dream fantasy partners..?
‘These premises are alarmed’ is a sign I always enjoy.

I do not care for aubergines, at all.
 
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