Pussy Hairstyles

[WyreBendr0417]

Play on words. "Merkin" a take on the drawl form of "American".

Gotcha. Makes me think of Gallagher.

 

[JaxRhapsody]

The fuck is a merkin?

 

[AG31]

Her pussy had a five-day shadow and chewed tobacco. "Who do I have to blow for a drink around here," she growled, and squirted into the spittoon.

Now that's imaginative! Good job!

 

[AG31]

Also known as a yeast infection.

???? What's the connection between curly pubic hair and a yeast infection??

 

[WyreBendr0417]

The fuck is a merkin?

A pussy wig. They are often used in movies by actresses who are usually smooth IRL. I think it goes against code to show bare labia in certain rated films.

 

[djrip]

I like to vary how my female characters get adorned. Some I leave smooth. Gingers I like to give thick fiery bushes or thick fiery tufts. Darker haired women have neatly trimmed thatch. One character kept hers cropped short and shaven neatly into a rhomboid shape, pointing at her pearl.

I had one shaved into a heart shape in one story.

???? What's the connection between curly pubic hair and a yeast infection??

To be technical, I believe one is more likely to contract a yeast infection with a shaved mons, than with a natural one. The hair serves a protective purpose.

 

[AG31]

I had one shaved into a heart shape in one story.

To be technical, I believe one is more likely to contract a yeast infection with a shaved mons, than with a natural one. The hair serves a protective purpose.

Oh! Well, you just never know what value Literotica can provide.

 

[JaxRhapsody]

A pussy wig. They are often used in movies by actresses who are usually smooth IRL. I think it goes against code to show bare labia in certain rated films.

Oh yeah! I forgot about those things. Taking the term "I'm about to snatch this bitches wig" to a whole new level.

 

[AchtungNight]

Did not know merkins existed. The more you know…

I’ve seen heart shaped muffs before. Also circles and triangles. A pentagram is usually a red flag for me. Not saying why.

 

[lovecraft68]

Grow up.

 

[WyreBendr0417]

Did not know merkins existed. The more you know…

I’ve seen heart shaped muffs before. Also circles and triangles. A pentagram is usually a red flag for me. Not saying why.

Yeah, I believe I'd shy away from one of those too.

 

[TxRad]

Grow up.

Growing old in mandatory, growing up is optional.

 

[JaxRhapsody]

Did not know merkins existed. The more you know…

I’ve seen heart shaped muffs before. Also circles and triangles. A pentagram is usually a red flag for me. Not saying why.

A pentagram would be right up my alley. Mmm... merry meet and blessed be...

 

[AchtungNight]

The pentagram bit was humor, for the unamused.

 

[lovecraft68]

Growing old in mandatory, growing up is optional.

Trying eighth grade tactics to get women posters to talk about things like this has become a trend here.
Not that this place was ever high brow-nor should it be-but over the last few months its become a beavis and butthead episode.
I think Laurel needs to work on some age verification procedures because it sounds like there's more than a few twelve year olds here these days.

 

[AchtungNight]

I’m 44, if anyone wants to know.

Seriously, though, if anyone sees a woman pay enough attention to her lower regions to display a pentagram, make sure of her alignment before you bed her. Serious perfectionism is a sign of high maintenance needs. Witchcraft also, which chaotic good incubus equivalents like me need to beware of as much as our Lower Plane counterparts.

That last part was also a joke.

 

[PennameWombat]

I had one shaved into a heart shape in one story.

Sam (short for Samantha) has bright red hair and for the Spring Carnival went with the heart shaped trim in Maggie and the Sailors. It wasn't like she meant to show it off, but since Mel was showing off her black landing strip during the parade, she had to meet the challenge.

I have noted male and female styling choices and anatomies when the scene made it appropriate, which range from clean-shaven through barely-trimmed.

A pentagram would be right up my alley. Mmm... merry meet and blessed be...

I have a character in my planned Halloween story for whom such a style would be appropriate. Just not sure it wouldn't be a bit too cliched in that case.

 

[bumpercars]

Oh yeah! I forgot about those things. Taking the term "I'm about to snatch this bitches wig" to a whole new level.

People who sell merkins say "I'm about to wig this bitch's snatch" instead

 

[Katie_Mae]

I agree that the prevalence of bald vulva porn and erotic literature is far higher than in real life. I understand why*, but I would like to see more variety, as appropriate to the character.

I'd also like to state that I am a grown woman and not a 12 year old girl and yet I still think that.

My current story here features a bare vulva, and there are reasons for this in the story. My three works in progress do not. One character is natural with no trimming whatsoever, one heavily trimmed and one bare except for a landing strip.


*or at least, I understand that there is a current fashion for having fully-grown adults with no hair down there. I don't really understand WHY this is the fashion.

 

[JaxRhapsody]

Grow up.

I don't wanna grow up, I wanna be a Toy's R Us kid.

 

[YDB95]

I specialize in bushy pussies. Almost all my stories feature at least one.