pussy pocket

[JoyDyan]

this probably sounds super random but ive always wondered how many other women do this....
have u ever used ur pussy as like a pocket to keep things in like if u don't have ur purse or anything with u?
I have a little tube that I roll up cash and put it there if I need or like if im out n don't have my purse I keep my lipgloss in there.

Of course....and the cashier at WalMart was fascinated when I whipped it out!

 

[Edensgarden]

Ok so if you need fast cash how do you extract it? And what do you do when you get change?

Maybe it depends on whether you have large Bill or small Bill inside of you.

 

[cowslinger64]

Ok so if you need fast cash how do you extract it? And what do you do when you get change?

can you swipe your atm card and it pops out?

 

[luvthedesserts]

I wasn't aware they still had carpeting.

I wasn't aware they still existed. Now I have to worry about paper cuts and lipstick stains.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Maybe it depends on whether you have large Bill or small Bill inside of you.

So...can Hillary help answer which is which????

 

[lakesailer_mi]

can you swipe your atm card and it pops out?

No, no...I think you do that in the asshat...

 

[Scentofawoman]

Do I have to have my DL tattoo'd on my arm? Oh I have the enhanced license, maybe I get a boob job with my #!

 

[JoyDyan]

Do I have to have my DL tattoo'd on my arm? Oh I have the enhanced license, maybe I get a boob job with my #!

No tattoo needed....I just tuck my DL under my left boob.

 

[cowslinger64]

No, no...I think you do that in the asshat...

well you'd wanna make sure you were freshly showered before withdrawing.

 

[Scentofawoman]

No tattoo needed....I just tuck my DL under my left boob.

Ah. Makes sense.

I'd still like the boob job though.

 

[IhateClowns]

Have to be a squirter to pay the tolls.

 

[JoyDyan]

Ah. Makes sense.

I'd still like the boob job though.

me too...but if I perk 'em up too much, I lose that extra storage space....

Have to be a squirter to pay the tolls.

*SNORT*

 

[Scentofawoman]

The sad thing is I am sitting here and actually conceptualizing this ... Endeavor

 

[Daizie]

What happens if you cough? Does everything fall out?

 

[IhateClowns]

Throw your bowling shoes in there. Great Kegals.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

well you'd wanna make sure you were freshly showered before withdrawing.

Well, I think there is a substantial penalty for early withdrawal...

 

[cowslinger64]

What happens if you cough? Does everything fall out?

depends on how loose your pocket it, id say

 

[cowslinger64]

Well, I think there is a substantial penalty for early withdrawal...

think theyd give you a new card, just cause it smells?

 

[IhateClowns]

Love that new lip gloss, Bloody Penny

 

[Daizie]

depends on how loose your pocket it, id say

Some women's pocket books are the size of a carry on bag so....

 

[Daizie]

Love that new lip gloss, Bloody Penny

Ew. Fucking ew.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

think theyd give you a new card, just cause it smells?

I'm picturing the bank teller, some very prim woman, as I bring it up to her...

Me: "Hi, my ATM card smells like ass, because my wife put it in her asshat"

Teller: "She did what?!?!"

Me: "Well, it didn't really fit in the pussy pocket because she keeps her cash and lipstick there"

Teller: "The what?!"

Me: "And she keeps her DL under her left boob"

Teller: "security..."

yeah, this isn't gonna end well....Maybe separate checking accounts....

 

[cowslinger64]

I'm picturing the bank teller, some very prim woman, as I bring it up to her...

Me: "Hi, my ATM card smells like ass, because my wife put it in her asshat"

Teller: "She did what?!?!"

Me: "Well, it didn't really fit in the pussy pocket because she keeps her cash and lipstick there"

Teller: "The what?!"

Me: "And she keeps her DL under her left boob"

Teller: "security..."

yeah, this isn't gonna end well....Maybe separate checking accounts....

LOL!!!!!

 

[gardenia19]

It's the OP!

http://youtu.be/l9uX5RAbqYg

 

[smtst5]

It's the OP!

http://youtu.be/l9uX5RAbqYg

No one will ever notice