Question: Typing with Big Junk

[DTales]

I did write about a futa smut writer who can't use her laptop actually in her lap, so she needs to set it on a table...

 

[DTales]

I absolutely will not admit when writing with the laptop in my lap, I occasionally had to reach for tissues to wipe pre-cum off the underside. No sir, no ma'am. Nobody needs to know about that.

Men have died on the rack having confessed less than you have given away freely.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I did write about a futa smut writer who can't use her laptop actually in her lap, so she needs to set it on a table...

But then what happens when the her dick lifts the table?

 

[DTales]

But then what happens when the her dick lifts the table?

Her world was meant to be a little more realistic, so even at her sturdiest, unless she clenched and stood at the same time, that probably wouldn't happen. And she had a fourteen-incher...

 

[anthrodisiac]

Her world was meant to be a little more realistic, so even at her sturdiest, unless she clenched and stood at the same time, that probably wouldn't happen. And she had a fourteen-incher...

I am the picture of disappointment.

 

[Kelliezgirl]

I am the picture of disappointment.

Don't disappoint the dino, you wouldn't like him when he's disappointed.

 

[bumpercars]

Men have died on the rack having confessed less than you have given away freely.

On the rack, you say? How big was the rack?

 

[PennyThompson]

But then what happens when the her dick lifts the table?

Oh no plot bunnyyyyy...

 

[KittyOfSteele]

I did write about a futa smut writer who can't use her laptop actually in her lap, so she needs to set it on a table...

What the...

Where did you put the camera?!

No, wait...

No, I never wrote on stream.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

But then what happens when the her dick lifts the table?

...it's not a forklift though...

 

[DTales]

Where did you put the camera?!

Ironically, the story I wrote that about was guilt over accidental voyeurism.

Do you have an answer for the thread's main question?

 

[KittyOfSteele]

Do you have an answer for the thread's main question?

I'm writing this post one-handed. That should tell you enough.

*OF-esque morning wood dick pic goes here.*

In all seriousness it gets on the way a bit. I am using an external keyboard to write since my laptop's keyboard is not working properly, and I don't have anywhere to put it, so it goes on my lap. With strokers I prefer to write one-handed, so you get the picture.

 

[Voboy]

How big was the rack?

...no, that's the other thread...

 

[alohadave]

Also, I'm curious to see who prefers to work with a trackpad on their laptop, vs. using a mouse, vs. that little red nubby button in the middle of some keyboards. This is a topic I've always wondered about.

I had a Logitech trackball for years that I loved using. You controlled the ball with your thumb, fingers on the mouse buttons.

The only downside is I had to take the ball out every couple days and clean around the contact points.

 

[anthrodisiac]

...it's not a forklift though...

Hemipenes... just sayin'.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I had a Logitech trackball for years that I loved using. You controlled the ball with your thumb, fingers on the mouse buttons.

The only downside is I had to take the ball out every couple days and clean around the contact points.

No, no, no, no, no, it's too easy, it's too easy, it's–

Hence highlighting the importance of clean balls.

...damn it, Anthy...