Question: Typing with Large Breasts

[al55]

Hey everyone,

Happy Sunday! This is a bit of a random question, but it literally just popped into my head this morning as I was reading a book.

To my fellow female writers, particularly those who are well endowed in the chest department, how does your breasts affect your ability to type erotica at the desk? Do your breasts have to sit on the desk? If so, where do you put your keyboard for typing? Can you even see the keyboard? I have so many questions! Sorry for the random way to start the end of the weekend!

As an aside, this something I feel really passionate about and I want to get a debate started about it here as well. So authors prefer mechanical or membrane keyboards for writing their stories? In my opinion, mechanical keyboards are the superior choice! That is not to say membrane keyboards are not without their usefulness! I use a membrane filter at work so as not to be too loud, but when I switch to my personal computer at home I always use a mechanical keyboards for that responsive and tactile feedback that only these keyboards can provide!

P.S. I know most people won't care about this topic, but if you do please let me know! I'd love to chat about the intricacies of the good old keyboard!

Regards,
Al

 

[Bamagan]

Upon reading the thread title, I immediately pictured using one's breasts to type with. Funny to imagine, although I doubt it would enhance one's productivity.

I like my keyboards to go clackety-clack when I type. Which is another good reason not to muffle them with boobs.

 

[al55]

Upon reading the thread title, I immediately pictured using one's breasts to type with. Funny to imagine, although I doubt it would enhance one's productivity.

I like my keyboards to go clackety-clack when I type. Which is another good reason not to muffle them with boobs.

Haha that is a true observation, maybe I should have titled the thread with a little more care I suppose! I think it would be painful!

Thank you! You get it! Clackety-clack is the perfect sound for a keyboard to make and the mechanic keyboard is designed to do this!

Are you male or female yourself, friend? I only ask to figure out your perspective on my initial question posed in the thread about typing.

 

[Bamagan]

Haha that is a true observation, maybe I should have titled the thread with a little more care I suppose! I think it would be painful!

Thank you! You get it! Clackety-clack is the perfect sound for a keyboard to make and the mechanic keyboard is designed to do this!

Are you male or female yourself, friend? I only ask to figure out your perspective on my initial question posed in the thread about typing.

Hmm. Perhaps the best response to your question is that I am someone for whom that is not a simple query to answer. I don't feel strongly akin to either, and am too old to care much anymore. Or, if you'd prefer a legalist perspective, it could depend upon where I'm at, because some places ask what you are, and other places assume or assert.

 

[SugarStorm]

To my fellow female writers, particularly those who are well endowed in the chest department, how does your breasts affect your ability to type erotica at the desk? Do your breasts have to sit on the desk? If so, where do you put your keyboard for typing? Can you even see the keyboard? I have so many questions! Sorry for the random way to start the end of the weekend!

Hehehe.

https://imgur.com/a/1xUob2a

So authors prefer mechanical or membrane keyboards for writing their stories?

So, I'm useless at this, but I like keyboards that go click-clickety-click. Like an HP laptop keyboard, or Mac one. Not sure if those are membrane or mechanical or something else.

 

[al55]

Hmm. Perhaps the best response to your question is that I am someone for whom that is not a simple query to answer. I don't feel strongly akin to either, and am too old to care much anymore. Or, if you'd prefer a legalist perspective, it could depend upon where I'm at, because some places ask what you are, and other places assume or assert.

I understand, I didn't mean to put you on the spot or anything! Apologies if I did! Do you mind if I ask where you are from? I am just trying to get to know people on the forum! I am Irish.

 

[al55]

Hehehe.

https://imgur.com/a/1xUob2a

So, I'm useless at this, but I like keyboards that go click-clickety-click. Like an HP laptop keyboard, or Mac one. Not sure if those are membrane or mechanical or something else.

I think they are membrane keyboards. If you like the sound, maybe try a mechanical keyboard, I would highly recommend it!

I really hope that is you in the Gif you sent i l love it so much, thank you for sharing it with me!

 

[Bamagan]

I understand, I didn't mean to put you on the spot or anything! Apologies if I did! Do you mind if I ask where you are from? I am just trying to get to know people on the forum! I am Irish.

No worries. I live in America's Taint... which is a vulgar way of saying the Gulf Coast, between Florida (America's Cock) and Texas (America's Bunghole).

 

[al55]

I've never had geography explained to me using anatomical features before that is a first! I appreciate it!

That must be a nice place to live, no? Being close to Florida must be nice? You can visit Miami and that area when you want?

Are you a fan of video games? Grand Theft Auto 6 is releasing in Novemeber and is set in a fictionalised version of Florida called Vice City. I can't wait for it!

 

[StillStunned]

If your boobs are that big, you can probably convince someone to do the typing for you. You can probably convince them to do *anything* for you.

Otherwise:

 

[al55]

If your boobs are that big, you can probably convince someone to do the typing for you. You can probably convince them to do *anything* for you.

Otherwise:
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Big boob privilege, am I right? That is genuinely a thing though, on a side note. Some of those Onlyfans models have made millions of dollars from having what is effectively fat attached to their chest!

Where are you from, friend? I am Irish! Unfortunately, for some reason in Ireland there are very few busty women! Have you ever encountered any busty women yourself? Any stories to share if you don't mind me asking?

 

[StillStunned]

I'm a full-time inmate resident of the Authors Hangout.

 

[anthrodisiac]

I mean, with big boobs it's definitely a question of how your desk is set up, or if you're using a laptop, so I dunno if there's a definitive answer on that one. You could make it work. Or if the office is cold enough, you don't even need to use your fingers.

As for the other question, I'm definitely a membrane keyboard dino. The clack of a mechanical grates on me, and I appreciate how much quieter the membrane keyboard is.

 

[StillStunned]

I mean, with big boobs it's definitely a question of how your desk is set up, or if you're using a laptop, so I dunno if there's a definitive answer on that one. You could make it work.

See also: typing when you live with cats.

 

[SimonDoom]

I swear, I love this place. People ask the damndest questions. Questions it would never occur to me to even think about. There's always something new.

I suppose if I had large man boobs I'd weigh in with my thoughts on the subject, but since I don't I'll sit back and watch.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Also question: How does a guy with a huge dick and/or balls use a laptop on his lap? Is it like, squished down, do you have to keep your legs spread, is the laptop just permanently uneven?

 

[StillStunned]

Also question: How does a guy with a huge dick and/or balls use a laptop on his lap? Is it like, squished down, do you have to keep your legs spread, is the laptop just permanently uneven?

Every guy here is now wondering how to respond without appearing to boast.

 

[al55]

I swear, I love this place. People ask the damndest questions. Questions it would never occur to me to even think about. There's always something new.

I suppose if I had large man boobs I'd weigh in with my thoughts on the subject, but since I don't I'll sit back and watch.

Thank you, Simon! I love this place too! The thought just popped into my head this morning and I couldn't shake it

Where are you from, Simon? I think I probably messaged you before, no? I joined the forums years ago but initially I was messaging authors asking them to write stories for me. However, most authors advised me to write my own as whatever they could or would write for me would never be exactly or match my expectations. I didn't understand what they meant for years and I continued asking around before taking the plunge maybe ... three or four years ago? I wrote a story called "Metamorphosis" and have never looked back since. Writing has become a necessary activity for me and I now understand what I was told years ago!

Anyway, sorry for going off track there, i just wanted to introduce, or reintroduce myself around the forums to people to make some friends and have some fun and interesting discussions

 

[Jada59]

My breasts don’t get in the way while typing. But they do sometimes when working out. Such as pressing my forearms together in front of me. Can’t quite do it.

 

[SimonDoom]

Also question: How does a guy with a huge dick and/or balls use a laptop on his lap? Is it like, squished down, do you have to keep your legs spread, is the laptop just permanently uneven?

I use mine for the space bar. Of course, I have to place the keyboard a little farther than normal from my torso.

 

[al55]

Also question: How does a guy with a huge dick and/or balls use a laptop on his lap? Is it like, squished down, do you have to keep your legs spread, is the laptop just permanently uneven?

On a side note, this is why females, and busty ones are so adorable in my opinion: big dicks are kind of a symbol of dominance in my opinion. The male body is designed for war and to engage in combat and the dick by extension is like this symbol of that intentional.

The female body is not designed for war and large breasts, in my opinion, in terms of survival, don't give their owners a greater chance of surviving in the wild. They are just large sacks of fat that jiggle and bounce on their owners' chest and I love them for that!

Not entirely sure what my point is; maybe dicks bad and boobs are good? Dicks are symbolic of destruction whilst boobs herald good time

 

[spiderwal]

Upon reading the thread title, I immediately pictured using one's breasts to type with. Funny to imagine, although I doubt it would enhance one's productivity.

I like my keyboards to go clackety-clack when I type. Which is another good reason not to muffle them with boobs.

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that, I was thinking it must make the nipples very sore

 

[al55]

My breasts don’t get in the way while typing. But they do sometimes when working out. Such as pressing my forearms together in front of me. Can’t quite do it.

Adorable, I love that for you! Do sports bras help with issues like that, though? Do you mind if I ask how big they are?

Where are you from by the way? I am from Ireland and my name is Al. I've been around for years on the forum but I am making a concerted effort to engage more with the community and hopefully make some good friends along the way

 

[al55]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one thinking that, I was thinking it must make the nipples very sore

Hello, friend! Nice to meet you. Whereabouts are you from?

 

[spiderwal]

Hello, friend! Nice to meet you. Whereabouts are you from?

I’m in England