Questions: Reply only with a question!

[TomBoner]

hey, are you allowed to ask two questions in one post?

*waving* hi, Tom. i've been skating around here and there, but it's good to see you too.

Oh my goodness. You caught me cheating. Can we just have sex to set matters straight?

 

[spliffpolitikz]

wasn't it puff-puff-pass ?

 

[TomBoner]

wasn't it puff-puff-pass ?

Who's puffing and who's passing?

 

[spliffpolitikz]

wouldn't it be sheer rudeness on your part to smoke that fatty all by yourself ?

 

[respeito]

what are we passing?

[and no, Tom.]

 

[tedsbeds]

passing

what are we passing?

[and no, Tom.]

Isn'T it that big fatty?

 

[TomBoner]

Did you just call respi a fatty?!?

 

[ashesatwork]

what is wrong with you?

 

[TheOverlord]

Where would you like to start?

 

[TomBoner]

Do we really have to start there?

 

[may_I_please]

Where would you choose?

 

[OnaTangent]

Is it warm enough outside in the grass?

 

[TomBoner]

Where would you choose?

Uhhhhhhhhh ... ... is inside you ok?

 

[TheOverlord]

Will you Share with the rest of the class?

 

[KUJACK]

Why

Why are you sitting with your legs spread and no panties?

 

[TomBoner]

Why are you sitting with your legs spread and no panties?

Uhhhhhhh ... I never wear panties. Are you surprised?

 

[respeito]

*commando crawling into the thread with my backpack super soaker 300*

all right, who called me a fatti?

 

[TheOverlord]

*commando crawling into the thread with my backpack super soaker 300*

all right, who called me a fatti?

is that crawling with no panties, or the military one?

 

[respeito]

the military one. does your mind ever venture outside of le gutter?

 

[spliffpolitikz]

does calling it le gutter make it a nicer, fancier bourgeois gutter ?

 

[respeito]

of course it does.

didn't you get the memo?

 

[spliffpolitikz]

are you an office assistant or a commando, or are you superwoman with many disguises?

 

[respeito]

i'm a functional idiot. what's it to you, anyway? are you with the feds?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

i'm a functional idiot. what's it to you, anyway? are you with the feds?

Do you have a clear definition of a functional idiot?

 

[spliffpolitikz]

If I were the feds, instead of asking you questions, wouldn't I be running up on you laying you on the ground and tying up your hands behind your back?

(oooooh hot thought!!)