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[TomBoner]

what is the daily paper?

Are we talking about yesterday's paper ... or today's?

 

[icrwid68]

Wouldn't yesterday's paper be old news?

 

[TomBoner]

Wouldn't yesterday's paper be old news?

Isn't all news old?

 

[poppadog]

Is Life a beach or a bitch??

 

[TomBoner]

Is Life a beach or a bitch??

Isn't it a fucking bitch?

 

[poppadog]

Isn't it a fucking bitch?

Do we have to use the word bitch? I find it most unsettling

 

[icrwid68]

Should we change it to "Life is a virgin, because a bitch is too easy?"

 

[TomBoner]

Should we change it to "Life is a virgin, because a bitch is too easy?"

When have you ever met an easy bitch?

 

[poppadog]

Should we change it to "Life is a virgin, because a bitch is too easy?"

Does that sentence still contain the word bitch?

 

[TomBoner]

Does that sentence still contain the word bitch?

Bitchin'-hell ... fuckin' bitch yes it bitchin' does! Is that better?

 

[icrwid68]

When have you ever met an easy bitch?

A very valid point, life couldn't be considered a slut then could it?

 

[dutchrain]

So life is a slutty bitch? Easy and demanding at the same time?

 

[TomBoner]

So life is a slutty bitch? Easy and demanding at the same time?

Have I ever told you that I like the way you think?

 

[stickygirl]

Have I ever told you that I like the way you think?

Why are my ears burning?

 

[TomBoner]

Why are my ears burning?

Do you care if other parts of me are burning?

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Did you want to talk about blowjobs again?

 

[stickygirl]

Do you care if other parts of me are burning?

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Did you want to talk about blowjobs again?

Oh Dear! Have you thought about popping along to a Special Clinic if it's your dick that's burning?
Are you drinking plenty water Tom?
It's probably best to forget about BJs in your condition doncha think?

 

[TomBoner]

Oh Dear! Have you thought about popping along to a Special Clinic if it's your dick that's burning?
Are you drinking plenty water Tom?
It's probably best to forget about BJs in your condition doncha think?

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Don't you know that I NEVER forget about BJ's? Wouldn't that be rude to forget one?

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"Yeah ... she was really hot ... but her BJ's were just forgettable."

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Wouldn't ya think that might get me bitch-slapped?

 

[stickygirl]

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Don't you know that I NEVER forget about BJ's? Wouldn't that be rude to forget one?

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"Yeah ... she was really hot ... but her BJ's were just forgettable."

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Wouldn't ya think that might get me bitch-slapped?

No - Don't you think it's the man who can give the most impartial and fairly balanced opinion on BJs?
How the burning cock? Is it when you pass water?

 

[wombat9966]

Why would my cock burn when i walk pass a river?

 

[stickygirl]

Why would my cock burn when i walk pass a river?

Listen sport - if you're passing a river then don't you think it's time to see a urologist?!
Why do men have to pee in the noisiest bit of the toilet IN THE MORNING?

 

[wombat9966]

We do women always tell us to make sure not to get any drips on the toilet and then complain when we pee in the middle? Speaking of which Why do women take so long in the Bathroom anyway?

 

[stickygirl]

We do women always tell us to make sure not to get any drips on the toilet and then complain when we pee in the middle? Speaking of which Why do women take so long in the Bathroom anyway?

Does it have anything to do with being gross to step in your wee?
Maybe because we stepped in your wee this morning?

 

[TomBoner]

Does it have anything to do with being gross to step in your wee?
Maybe because we stepped in your wee this morning?

You sucked on WHAT this morning?!?

 

[TomBoner]

Was it something I said?

 

[stickygirl]

Was it something I said?

Morning Tom. How are we today?