Mockingjay
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Wouldsn't you rather a private performance, or a performance in your privates?
Seems both are alike, aren't they?

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Wouldsn't you rather a private performance, or a performance in your privates?

Isn't that greedy?Would you like both at once?![]()
Isn't that greedy?
Better than indifference don't you agree?
Better than indifference don't you agree?
What is sexy?I do...do you think both parties greedy is sexy?
leads to hot sex don't you think?I do...do you think both parties greedy is sexy?
leads to hot sex don't you think?
and messy gooey wet surfaces?And broken furniture?
Is cumming the right word?
will she come if she's called?Depends...is she cumming or going?
will she come if she's called?
What would you call her?

Wouldn't that depend on whether she's cumming or not?![]()
Is she?Wouldn't that depend on whether she's cumming or not?![]()
Does the name change behind closed doors?
Is she?
Didn't Shakespeare say "A slut by any other name is still a slut"?
Didn't he also say, "Sex by yonder window rocks"?
Didn't Shakespeare say "A slut by any other name is still a slut"?
Didn't he also say, "Sex by yonder window rocks"?
Fuck me ... I don't know, ya know?
...
Or in his language, would it be "Fuk thee ... me hathen't a floffering klu ... dost thou?"
Fuck me ... I don't know, ya know?
...
Or in his language, would it be "Fuk thee ... me hathen't a floffering klu ... dost thou?"
Heheheh yes, but doesn't thou protest too much?
LOL
Are you Shakespearean?