wombat9966
Cute Fuzzy Aussie
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Are there still bubbles?![]()
It's a spa bath so what do you think?
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Are there still bubbles?![]()
It's a spa bath so what do you think?
it depends, is there champagne?
French, American or Australian?
is there such a thing as australian champagne, surely that's called beer?
Are you trying to say we have no sophistication?
surely it's just a different type of sophistication?
Stuff the champagne - can I get in? Can you stop me?so your saying that thongs (Ugghhh Flip Flops for you uneducated people that steal our ideas and then rename them) And Tuxedo's do not go together?
Stuff the champagne - can I get in? Can you stop me?![]()
Dammit - has that water parted again?Why would i want to stop my English Majesty?
Dammit - has that water parted again?
Is it true men can't keep it up in a hot tub?

Have you been drinking!? LOL!Does this look like i can't keep it up?
Besides with a beautiful woman like you in this bath who wouldn't be able to keep it up?![]()
Have you been drinking!? LOL!
Well that's good news - perhaps I could keep checking... just in case?
How frequently should I check?![]()
when has thinking had anything to do with it?
All i know is that the water is hot, the bubbles are frothy, the jets are on, so who's coming in?
Stuff the champagne - can I get in? Can you stop me?![]()

Would you believe I was just talking about my bath? And Stickey how do you come up with such great ideas, or is it the wombat?![]()
No me - I just called round his place and there he was - all slippery and... I can confirm.. hard. What's a girl supposed to do?Would you believe I was just talking about my bath? And Stickey how do you come up with such great ideas, or is it the wombat?![]()
well if you were thinking of a bath get in here. Your not scared of us are you?
No me - I just called round his place and there he was - all slippery and... I can confirm.. hard. What's a girl supposed to do?
Sure - why not? Do you want me to hold up a towel? Oh hang on - won't I show my butt if I do that?![]()

Curses my cunning plan was foiled or was it?
Sticky my dear would you like a massage?
All you have to do is get up and grab one of those scented oils from the top shelf...That won't be a problem will it?![]()
If Mama isn't getting in then maybe I ought to get out?It'll be fun to watch her stretch for the oil, won't it?
I'd love to help, can I?
I've got something to bring to the game, guess what it is?
If Mama isn't getting in then maybe I ought to get out?
Perhaps Mr Taylor could reach the oils? *sinks deeper into bubbles*![]()

Excuse me?! What exactly are you gonna do with a loofah?!So your thinking of running away huh?
What could I do to make your stay more pleasant so you would hang around?
Ahh if I used this hand to rub along hereand this hand to massage this
your legs will become too wobbly right?
Now if you want some real fun could you pass me that loofah sponge?
Excuse me?! What exactly are you gonna do with a loofah?!![]()
and this
and especially this
, why did you want me to stop?