Quiz: Gash or Tash?

[Guest]

I did horribly at "name that beard."

Yeah, but did you get Jesus right?

 

[Clare Quilty]

Yeah, but did you get Jesus right?

Yes. I was able to correctly identify the iconic picture of Jesus of Norway.

 

[Guest]

Yes. I was able to correctly identify the iconic picture of Jesus of Norway.

Great, you win a prize.

Perdita Wagner

 

[SlickTony]

I think I got my best score with Gash or Tash--only 3 wrong. Did slightly worse in all the others, except for Jailbait or Legal, where I got less than half of the right. But people my age are terrible at gauging the ages of people that age, everyone knows what.

 

[doormouse]

Female or Shemale? 13/16 (I still don't believe the third one down on the left row is male. Just can't be!)

~lucky

That was Miriam. (S)he's famous.

 

[cantdog]

Man, the board is slow!

Who's the Blessed character?

 

[Guest]

OK. I must have been a little better suited to Female or Shemale.

I'ts 3 AM here and I got them all right.

 

[Guest]

OK, only one I missed on Legal or Jailbait was Mary Kate and Ashley. I said legal. it said Jailbait. But they turned eighteen two months ago. So I was robbed. ROBBED I tell you.

 

[cantdog]

Legal in my state for some time.

I gotcher 3 am, leonard; quarter past now. The one I did the 100% was the male/shemale one. But I sucked bad on the beards. Do you know who the Blessed person is?

 

[tolyk]

Gash/Tash: 15/16
Man Milk/Cow Milk: 16/16
Shemale: 15/16

Now doing name that beard and barely legal ones:
Um.. is there no real point system for Name that Beard? I did great at it, and then I just kept doing it, and the points for it were different each time.

Clare, your picture is on this jailbait site (*gasp*, and you're jailbait!!)
Jailbait: 16/16 ("You identified 100% of the jailbait and correctly and 100% of the legal ones. Hooray! Looks like you can tell. Do you look at this sort of thing often?")

 

[tolyk]

What, who Brian Blessed is? Not a clue.. I just knew that beard didnt' belong to any of my other selections that I randomly got on my first try The second time, I noticed it was different, I was like, oh.. I'm glad I got the ones I did.

 

[Guest]

I don't get it. Got wht right? I mean I didn't see any questions. What do you all mean? 15/16 what? Is that like a date in your country?

 

[Guest]

Oopsies.

 

[gauchecritic]

But people my age are terrible at gauging the ages of people that age, everyone knows what.

I'm close to your age slick and that was my best score. Maybe it's because you're a girlie?

Gauche

 

[Guest]

Brian Blessed

I thought you people watched PBS, Masterpiece Theatre, etc. BB was Augustus in "I, Claudius" and the king in the first Black Adder series. He was Hamlet Sr. in Branagh's "Hamlet". I love him truly.

Perdita

Edited to add: He's from Mexborough, Yorkshire.

 

[Guest]

Re: Brian Blessed

I thought you people watched PBS, Masterpiece Theatre, etc. BB was Augustus in "I, Claudius" and the king in the first Black Adder series. He was Hamlet Sr. in Branagh's "Hamlet". I love him truly.

Perdita

He was also Vultan in the 1980 remake of Flash Gordon as well as Lord Loxley in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves.

 

[cantdog]

Sounds like having a wide beard makes you eligible for period pieces.

I haven't seen PBS in a decade, I suppose. I do so poorly on all the television quizzes, but other than that I do not miss the box.

I imagine I've seen Prince of Thieves somewhere, but evidently the fellow wasn't memorable to me. Certainly the movie wasn't, or I'd remember where I saw the thing.

 

[Guest]

Sounds like having a wide beard makes you eligible for period pieces.

I haven't seen PBS in a decade, I suppose. I do so poorly on all the television quizzes, but other than that I do not miss the box.

I imagine I've seen Prince of Thieves somewhere, but evidently the fellow wasn't memorable to me. Certainly the movie wasn't, or I'd remember where I saw the thing.

Robin Hod Prince of thieves Think hard for a minute. Kevin Costner, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Christian Slater? Sean Connery makes an uncredited appearence at the end as Richard the Lion Hearted.

 

[Guest]

Robin Hod Prince of thieves Think hard for a minute. Kevin Costner, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Christian Slater? Sean Connery makes an uncredited appearence at the end as Richard the Lion Hearted.

Jeeze, Dran., you left out the star of the film: Alan Rickman as the Sheriff of Nottingham. *swoon*. P.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Jeeze, Dran., you left out the star of the film: Alan Rickman as the Sheriff of Nottingham. *swoon*. P.

You just had to remind me, didn't you? There went my hope of having a night without wet dreams.

 

[Guest]

There went my hope of having a night without wet dreams.

And why would you want to go without a wet dream? What else is sleep for?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

It's ruining my sheets!

Then again, it's the closest I get to real sex.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Am I the only one who's ever managed to reach a NEGATIVE NUMBER on one of these quizzes?

I got -2 on the beard thing.

 

[cantdog]

I found the structure of it very fucked. I just wanted it to be over, almost from the first instant. It repulsed me.

I remember feeling trapped in the program like that in a lot of the software written in Basic in the old days. Once you activated a lot of those, there wasn't any option but to see them through a while, waiting for the programmer to give you an exit door.

The other quizzes always felt like you could step out any time. Poor design on the beard thing.

cantdog