Random observations.

[Bidin~Time]

http://www.adweek.com/prnewser/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2013/11/0320-axe_full_600.jpg

that is some vile shit right there.

 

[Ishmael]

that is some vile shit right there.

Makes me wonder when someone will start marketing "manly" curlers?

"Come on Brad!!!!!! We're already late!!!"

Just a bit more honey, you want me to look my best don't you?"

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

NEVER buy anything off a TV commercial that has the words, "But wait!" in the script.

Ishmael

 

[Bidin~Time]

NEVER buy anything off a TV commercial that has the words, "But wait!" in the script.

Ishmael

there's more isn't there?

 

[Ishmael]

there's more isn't there?

We'll double your order!!!!! (you'll need it)

Ishmael

PS Smart ass, I saw what you did there.

 

[cleaver]

for empiricism's sake....
get a costco/sams club/ likewise big box mondo-sized detergent
measure it out into the two differing emptied sink side dispensers
and have at it
pencil in hand....

i ended up in a like situation...
a gallon or so of blue shit soap
and two emptied sink side plastic thingies...

i filled those bastards a few times over the course of what seemed ages...

dishes got done.

can't tell you whether the ajax bottle
or the palmolive one
or the store brand one ran longer...?

i was pondering other imponderables through all that...

was glad to finally squeeze out the last of that blue shit soap.

i'm going brand name next time.
that much i learned.

d'sat help any?

 

[Ishmael]

for empiricism's sake....
get a costco/sams club/ likewise big box mondo-sized detergent
measure it out into the two differing emptied sink side dispensers
and have at it
pencil in hand....

i ended up in a like situation...
a gallon or so of blue shit soap
and two emptied sink side plastic thingies...

i filled those bastards a few times over the course of what seemed ages...

dishes got done.

can't tell you whether the ajax bottle
or the palmolive one
or the store brand one ran longer...?

i was pondering other imponderables through all that...

was glad to finally squeeze out the last of that blue shit soap.

i'm going brand name next time.
that much i learned.

d'sat help any?

Not really. I only have a few brain cells left and I'm trying to save them for a special occasion.

"Blue shit" covers most of that territory, no matter the color.

Ishmael

 

[cleaver]

Not really. I only have a few brain cells left and I'm trying to save them for a special occasion.

"Blue shit" covers most of that territory, no matter the color.

Ishmael

i'm all with you on that...

when you are to the point that the remaining brain cells are countable
the blue shit simply ain't gonna cut it...

it cut the grease, i guess...
but clearly inferior...
plus,
with hats off to carlin...

what's blue soap supposed to smell like?

what ever it's supposed to be, the blue shit don't smell nothing like it!

i'm placing bets on the flip top...
that's just me.

 

[Ishmael]

i'm all with you on that...

when you are to the point that the remaining brain cells are countable
the blue shit simply ain't gonna cut it...

it cut the grease, i guess...
but clearly inferior...
plus,
with hats off to carlin...

what's blue soap supposed to smell like?

what ever it's supposed to be, the blue shit don't smell nothing like it!

i'm placing bets on the flip top...
that's just me.

The world seems to be awash in 'blue shit.' Got a headache? Here's some blue shit. Car not running right? Put some blue shit in your tank.

Feeling blue? Listen to this blue shit, you'll feel a lot better. Especially if you took some of that blue shit for your headache.

This is turning into a song. Blame it on the blue shit. Damn sure ain't my fault.

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

"The worlds awash in blue shit
you see it everywhere.
They sell it on TV
and no one seems to care.

You use it to wash your dishes
and your underwear.
It's in your deodorant and
even in your hair.

Motor oil
Vagisil
nail polish
and your hair

(What about greeen?)

The worlds awash in green shit
you see it everywhere............"

Fuck you cleaver.

Ishmael

 

[cleaver]

i know...
even the hour lends itself
towards the infomercially what the fuck...

sometimes best just to exercise those daemons
running all up your countable brain cells
than try to figure out
the science behind blue shit
or how it resonates
through the earlier hours world...

then you can truly exorcize the rotten bastards
true and proper...
the bottle conundrum - unfortunately...
lends itself to be springboard to all kinds of awful musings...

i'll take the hit on this one ish!
i saw your musing and ran with it....

i think we jumped the blue shark - yonder

 

[Ishmael]

i know...
even the hour lends itself
towards the infomercially what the fuck...

sometimes best just to exercise those daemons
running all up your countable brain cells
than try to figure out
the science behind blue shit
or how it resonates
through the earlier hours world...

then you can truly exorcize the rotten bastards
true and proper...
the bottle conundrum - unfortunately...
lends itself to be springboard to all kinds of awful musings...

i'll take the hit on this one ish!
i saw your musing and ran with it....

i think we jumped the blue shark - yonder

That assumption is a big mistake my friend, I'm just having fun in my own cynical way.

The world's awash in red shit
you see it everywhere.
It's on your grocery shelf
and even in your hair.

I gotta have that energy drink
The one colored red.
Makes me feel better, feeling like a
man till I piss it down the can.

Fun with words.

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

Never, ever, marry a woman who can't fit what she 'needs' to survive in more than two moderate suitcases.

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

One of my breakfast club buddies is a DEA agent. So far this year the count is 237 illegals busted to one citizen. And while it's true that he works the border region it still befuddles me that we would wantonly invite more illegals in.

The UK, if promises from politicians are to be believed, are going to have a referendum on EU participation. we'll see if it ever occurs and the results. Just don't count on Darby's vote pro exit.

Ishmael