CyranoJ
Ustuzou
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Fell asleep, actually. Sorry.
Rap with smooth?
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Fell asleep, actually. Sorry.
jezzilee
*cun~tastro~phe*
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Well, this morning - drinking tea and yawning - I saw this thread. Read and got it into my head that it's time for some old-white-lady rhyme to break up the parade of nudes 'n dudes discussing flags and other drags as my interest lags and lags and lags... I've never tried rhyming. I'm clumsy at climbing, dancing, or even walking so forget about talking without tripping over my two front teeth. But beneath my silly white-bread sheath, fires burn; a passion, a yearn to be...funky. So even if it sounds clunky and the words don't fit and I fail, who cares? I won't go to jail. Maybe a *snicker* or a mean e-mail. "Silly old crow! Mind the status quo; you're turning this cool thread into a silly freak show!" I know, I know. This won't go in my portfolio. But it's fun, and at the end of the day that's what we're here for anyway.
^^ diddles while Rome burns ^^
CyranoJ
Ustuzou
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Falling asleep will not be tolerated!
I know, I know. Sleep is for the weak. I've learned my lesson.
Recidiva
Harastal
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Lit fast, die young, bad alts do it well.
Lit fast, die young, bad alts do it well.
When the pain hits the chest,
When you're banging on the board
When the fame hits the dash
When you're riding on innuendo
Lit fast, die young, bad alts do it well.
Lit fast, die young, bad alts do it well.
Refresh
Get lag
Quote me faster if you think you can trash
P.M.
Forget now
You had a bunch of shit to do but now...
Lit fast, die young, bad alts do it well.
Lit fast, die young, bad alts do it well.
Lit fast, die young, bad alts do it well.
When the pain hits the chest,
When you're banging on the board
When the fame hits the dash
When you're riding on innuendo
Lit fast, die young, bad alts do it well.
Lit fast, die young, bad alts do it well.
Refresh
Get lag
Quote me faster if you think you can trash
P.M.
Forget now
You had a bunch of shit to do but now...
Lit fast, die young, bad alts do it well.
Lit fast, die young, bad alts do it well.
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Emerson40
An evening spent dancing
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Well, this morning - drinking tea and yawning - I saw this thread. Read and got it into my head that it's time for some old-white-lady rhyme to break up the parade of nudes 'n dudes discussing flags and other drags as my interest lags and lags and lags... I've never tried rhyming. I'm clumsy at climbing, dancing, or even walking so forget about talking without tripping over my two front teeth. But beneath my silly white-bread sheath, fires burn; a passion, a yearn to be...funky. So even if it sounds clunky and the words don't fit and I fail, who cares? I won't go to jail. Maybe a *snicker* or a mean e-mail. "Silly old crow! Mind the status quo; you're turning this cool thread into a silly freak show!" I know, I know. This won't go in my portfolio. But it's fun, and at the end of the day that's what we're here for anyway.
https://squareroom.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/wigga.jpg?w=510
A thread is born from the mind of a kid
Who, high on dope, don't know what he done did.
Woke the beat-boxing lady up at tea-time
To rap about threads and lay down some rhymes
The cadence is off, and the words don't all fit
Just send her an email, then go eat a dick
She did it for fun and for having a laugh
A break from the bullshit, and posts 'bout Lit Chat
So take a lesson down from this lady that's great
Write something other than about posters you hate
Can be about tea, dancin', or your two front teeth
It don't matter, get writing, and shuffle your feet.
Laurel
Kitty Mama
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"Diddle"? It didn't make me hot, not even a little. Oh eyer, you aspire to be Gee Bee Town Crier - and I'd be a liar if I said I didn't respect it - your devotion to every doom & gloom notion. But it's overkill. Don't get me wrong; you so do belong in this place, this comfy corner of cyberspace. So know that I mean no ill will when I say, "Hey, man, chill."
Laurel
Kitty Mama
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A thread is born from the mind of a kid
Who, high on dope, don't know what he done did.
Woke the beat-boxing lady up at tea-time
To rap about threads and lay down some rhymes
The cadence is off, and the words don't all fit
Just send her an email, then go eat a dick
She did it for fun and for having a laugh
A break from the bullshit, and posts 'bout Lit Chat
So take a lesson down from this lady that's great
Write something other than about posters you hate
Can be about tea, dancin', or your two front teeth
It don't matter, get writing, and shuffle your feet.
http://www.microcosmologist.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Carl-Sagan-You-Are-Awesome.gif
BabblingBrooke
It's whatever
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This is way more Dr. Seuss than rapping, lol:
I may be new to the GB drama
But not about to let down THE Kitty Mama
Drama, politics, and the size of men's dicks
Are not all that appealing to this babbling chick
Rhyming with Laurel, chilling with Wings
Reading Pookie (2%), Noor, and Des are the quality things
Along with the banter, the history we share
By the eclectic folks gathered at this online lair
I may be new to the GB drama
But not about to let down THE Kitty Mama
Drama, politics, and the size of men's dicks
Are not all that appealing to this babbling chick
Rhyming with Laurel, chilling with Wings
Reading Pookie (2%), Noor, and Des are the quality things
Along with the banter, the history we share
By the eclectic folks gathered at this online lair
Laurel
Kitty Mama
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smoothg103rd
Too young to stress
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I was better a couple of years ago. But I still got something left.
smoothg103rd
Too young to stress
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We still waiting.
"Diddle"? It didn't make me hot, not even a little. Oh eyer, you aspire to be Gee Bee Town Crier - and I'd be a liar if I said I didn't respect it - your devotion to every doom & gloom notion. But it's overkill. Don't get me wrong; you so do belong in this place, this comfy corner of cyberspace. So know that I mean no ill will when I say, "Hey, man, chill."
Who loves ya babe?
GimpyIntellect
Literotica Guru
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Yo, yo, yo.
It's your boy Gimpy,
that don't mean my cock is limpy.
I'm relatively new on da' GB,
I can't understand why everyone be so craaazy.
We got a darkie from the hood,
we got threads about food.
We got people yammering about pedophilia,
I wouldn't be surprised if some were into necrophilia!
eyer spends all day arguing, being mad, and writing paragraphs,
I can't help but feel bad, although he does provide some laughs.
There is a ditzy blonde around here named Garnate,
when she pulls out her tits, you can't help but masturbate.
I've got more, but I need to go snore.
It's your boy Gimpy,
that don't mean my cock is limpy.
I'm relatively new on da' GB,
I can't understand why everyone be so craaazy.
We got a darkie from the hood,
we got threads about food.
We got people yammering about pedophilia,
I wouldn't be surprised if some were into necrophilia!
eyer spends all day arguing, being mad, and writing paragraphs,
I can't help but feel bad, although he does provide some laughs.
There is a ditzy blonde around here named Garnate,
when she pulls out her tits, you can't help but masturbate.
I've got more, but I need to go snore.
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Bookishleigh
Guest
I am so late to this party (as always) and sleep deprived - I needed this laugh. Hi-larious!!!
LOVED Recidiva's rendition Bad Girls, Lit Style. I think she needs to make a video now though and post it... here.
Signed,
One of her alleged alts.
LOVED Recidiva's rendition Bad Girls, Lit Style. I think she needs to make a video now though and post it... here.
Signed,
One of her alleged alts.
What charges can the State of Indiana bring against a mid to late 20s adult...
...who intentionally and knowingly conducts an online carnal relationship with a *4-year-old, and then fools around with him in the front seat of a car when he's *6?
hashtag45
badass 2nd rate Litizen
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also this…
hashtag45
badass 2nd rate Litizen
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and this…
Recidiva
Harastal
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*runs away due to performance anxiety and potential schizophrenia*
Saint Peter
shoots left
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Yo I've been walkin' round in the streets of these cities
I've flipped a few whiskies, I've rode a few kitties
I made a few dollars, I bought a few bottles
I popped a few collars then rocked a few models
Ya all will fall when the reaper calls
When the reaper calls, ya all will fall
Ya all will fall when the reaper calls
When the reaper calls, ya all will fall
Clock on the wall keeps ticking away
A tick tock and you don't stop
I've got to go, but I'd love to stay
A tock tick and you don't quit, hit it
~Whitey Pete
I've flipped a few whiskies, I've rode a few kitties
I made a few dollars, I bought a few bottles
I popped a few collars then rocked a few models
Ya all will fall when the reaper calls
When the reaper calls, ya all will fall
Ya all will fall when the reaper calls
When the reaper calls, ya all will fall
Clock on the wall keeps ticking away
A tick tock and you don't stop
I've got to go, but I'd love to stay
A tock tick and you don't quit, hit it
~Whitey Pete
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Bookishleigh
Guest
I feel special. Someone is doing their homework on me. However my criminal law days are limited to what I was required to take in school and I am NOT a prosecutor. There are factors to consider such as statute of limitations and probable cause, however, involved. Again, not my realm so I would advise you to speak with someone who works in criminal law.
Now we want to talk some aviation law - we can do that. Should she decide to buy her Cessna in another state to try and avoid Indiana's high sales tax I can advise we're going to hit her up with a use tax instead the minute she flies her plane in our airspace which conveniently is the same amount as our sales tax. I can also discuss with her what her liability is if she knowingly or unknowingly puts a faulty part on her plane and that plane malfunctions.
I know, not nearly as interesting as criminal law but we can't all be on Law and Order or whatever crime show is popular now. And I would have put this in rap form but I'm low on sleep and caffeine. Oh, and this morning I am going to work on a contract involving farm land (because the majority of our private airports are on farms). Indiana, gotta love it!!!!
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Bookishleigh
Guest
We all seem to be in hiding. Says a lot for the state, maybe?
