Rap with smooth?

[toubab]

We all seem to be in hiding. Says a lot for the state, maybe?

Well, we just don't brag on our state like some people.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Yo, yo, yo.
It's your boy Gimpy,
that don't mean my cock is limpy.

I'm relatively new on da' GB,
I can't understand why everyone be so craaazy.

We got a darkie from the hood,
we got threads about food.

We got people yammering about pedophilia,
I wouldn't be surprised if some were into necrophilia!

eyer spends all day arguing, being mad, and writing paragraphs,
I can't help but feel bad, although he does provide some laughs.

There is a ditzy blonde around here named Garnate,
when she pulls out her tits, you can't help but masturbate.

I've got more, but I need to go snore.

Run DM Gimpy?

 

[Bookishleigh]

Well, we just don't brag on our state like some people.

Lol - I don't know that I was bragging. Sarcasm doesn't always translate well over Lit. And I did reference high sales tax. But if you can afford a Cessna, I don't feel sorry for you paying 7%.

 

[toubab]

Lol - I don't know that I was bragging. Sarcasm doesn't always translate well over Lit. And I did reference high sales tax. But if you can afford a Cessna, I don't feel sorry for you paying 7%.

No, I didn't think you were bragging. I was referring to people like New Yorkers and Texans. Not a fellow Hoosier.

 

[eyer]

I feel special. Someone is doing their homework on me.

Don't flatter yourself, playgrounder...

...as the rest of your most recent diatribe underlines, you just blab too much.

And nice chickenshit deflection, too...

...yet not surprising at all from someone who supports an adult who intentionally carries on a carnal relationship with a minor.

 

[Bookishleigh]

No, I didn't think you were bragging. I was referring to people like New Yorkers and Texans. Not a fellow Hoosier.

Lol - I am going to need that second cup of coffee today (and perhaps a third). I am blaming the nasty storms and chicken shit dog for at least part of my lack of sleep. But yes, we Hoosiers aren't as "out there" as a lot of others. Of course, we were just negatively in the spotlight for a while.

And I love how we have taken over Smooth's thread with our Hoosier talk. Good thing he normally likes me and shouldn't mind (too much)

 

[Bookishleigh]

Don't flatter yourself, playgrounder...

...as the rest of your most recent diatribe underlines, you just blab too much.

And nice chickenshit deflection, too...

...yet not surprising at all from someone who supports an adult who intentionally carries on a carnal relationship with a minor.

I love how you call me playgrounder like it will hurt my feelings. I go where I please. And as far as blabbing too much, well hello kettle.

 

[toubab]

Lol - I am going to need that second cup of coffee today (and perhaps a third). I am blaming the nasty storms and chicken shit dog for at least part of my lack of sleep. But yes, we Hoosiers aren't as "out there" as a lot of others. Of course, we were just negatively in the spotlight for a while.

And I love how we have taken over Smooth's thread with our Hoosier talk. Good thing he normally likes me and shouldn't mind (too much)

Normally? You don't seem to be high enough on yourself or your state. Smoove has a crush on you, woman, and he is loyal, if anything.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Normally? You don't seem to be high enough on yourself or your state. Smoove has a crush on you, woman, and he is loyal, if anything.

What is it they say about arrogance? It's weakness disguised as strength? As for Indiana, it truly is one of the friendliest states you will ever visit. It's always a bit of a shock to leave and not have people smile at you on the sidewalk without reason.

Is that better?

 

[eyer]

I love how you call me playgrounder like it will hurt my feelings.

You should, again, quit stroking your own starving ego, playgrounder...

...and simply accept that your totally irrelevant feelings, one way or another, are of absolutely no concern of mine.

Smoove has a crush on you, woman, and he is loyal, if anything.

Three illegitimate barefooters with how many baby mamas...

..."if anything", indeed.

 

[hashtag45]

Normally? You don't seem to be high enough on yourself or your state. Smoove has a crush on you, woman, and he is loyal, if anything.

I briefly visitted Indiana recently to see some friends ...
Don't know much about the situation in US, but most people they introduced me to belonged to some church

ps - he is to his friends, I can vouch for that

 

[toubab]

What is it they say about arrogance? It's weakness disguised as strength? As for Indiana, it truly is one of the friendliest states you will ever visit. It's always a bit of a shock to leave and not have people smile at you on the sidewalk without reason.

Is that better?

Well, it would have been better if you hadn't rolled your eyes at me. But yes, arrogance is a bad thing. And Indiana isn't a bad place to live. Have a nice day.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Well, it would have been better if you hadn't rolled your eyes at me. But yes, arrogance is a bad thing. And Indiana isn't a bad place to live. Have a nice day.

Oops - didn't mean eye rolls, meant wink. That's what happens when you use your phone and both faces blue!! Someone should fix that. And you have a nice day also. I enjoyed our back and forth - nice to see a fellow Hoosier out there finally!

 

[toubab]

Oops - didn't mean eye rolls, meant wink. That's what happens when you use your phone and both faces blue!! Someone should fix that. And you have a nice day also. I enjoyed our back and forth - nice to see a fellow Hoosier out there finally!

Well then, all is forgiven. And I agree. Nice conversing with you. Easy to see why smoove is crushing on you.

 

[toubab]

You should, again, quit stroking your own starving ego, playgrounder...

...and simply accept that your totally irrelevant feelings, one way or another, are of absolutely no concern of mine.



Three illegitimate barefooters with how many baby mamas...

..."if anything", indeed.

Eeyore, you are insufferable. Don't you ever get sick of yourself?

 

[Laurel]

Hey those who flame - you gotta frame your exciting fighting into rhyming writing or vacate, by OP mandate. This ain't the place to state your case on the merits and demerits of a poster's race or face or debase the latest nutcase in the Gee Bee footrace. Your back and forths are getting stale. If you don't have rhymes, it's time to bail.

 

[Recidiva]

Although I suck at rap
This thread has spawned mayhap
An earworm through my brain
And giggles from the same
For two days now it's there
In case you maybe care...

Flight of the Conchords

"Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros"

"ain't no party like my nana's tea par-tay - hey - ho"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk

"Motha'uckas"

I try to sing this song, but by the time I get to "He's gonna wake up in a smoothie" I have lost it.

Bonus, didn't realize until now that the racist 'uckin grocery guy is Tom from Parks and Rec...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMvraSQEW5w

 

[Laurel]

Although I suck at rap
This thread has spawned mayhap
An earworm through my brain
And giggles from the same
For two days now it's there
In case you maybe care...

Now we're talking...

 

[Bookishleigh]

I'm out (mic drop)

 

[eyer]

Hey those who flame - you gotta frame your exciting fighting into rhyming writing or vacate, by OP mandate. This ain't the place to state your case on the merits and demerits of a poster's race or face or debase the latest nutcase in the Gee Bee footrace. Your back and forths are getting stale. If you don't have rhymes, it's time to bail.

Make me.

Now we're talking...

Nice to see the owner of an adult porn site who dictates that any mention of underage sexual relationships is totally verboten...

...enjoyably posting on that same site with an adult who freely admits to intentionally and knowingly conducting an online carnal relationship with a minor.

 

[Recidiva]

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?
It doesn't correspond to reality
Cracks and lines and broken speeches
Who the hell you think it meets and reaches?
Watch the ire
Watch the lie
Open it up and watch the spittle fly
Does it matter to you?
Doesn't matter to me.
'Cause all it's about the creativity

 

[Laurel]

Nice to see the owner of an adult porn site who dictates that any mention of underage sexual relationships is totally verboten...

...enjoyably posting on that same site with an adult who freely admits to intentionally and knowingly conducting an online carnal relationship with a minor.

I don't know her from smooth, nor what she claims is the trooth. I'll post to all of the names who flavor the stew, the brew, the great soup that includes me, includes you.

Our rules are clear: 18 and up here, a line drawn for good reason a long long ago season - yet still true, the right thing to do. Because youth is our hope. Only a real dope would mess, stress, or cause distress to a growing mind, future humankind.

Posts - I ban, I delete, every day, rinse/repeat. The mind behind the flow, I don't claim to know. And in this great big Lit city, I'm Mama only to my kitty.

 

[Magnetron]

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?
It doesn't correspond to reality
Cracks and lines and broken speeches
Who the hell you think it meets and reaches?
Watch the eyer
Watch the lie
Open it up and watch the spittle fly
Does it matter to you?
Doesn't matter to me.
'Cause all it's about the creativity

Fixed it for you.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Laurel need to drop a mixtape.

 

[Magnetron]

Hurricane Eyer


For real
Run for cover
There's a storm a'brewin
Get out of his path of ruin
Or feel the wrath of Hurricane Eyer
Surreal
For sure
Deadly as an Old Testament pillar of fire
Killer force of nature
Everyone from the state capitol to Big Sur
Knows Eyer really blows

Tumbling rough
Causing harm
Blows the billy goat's
Gruff right across the farm
Knocking the henhouse into the pig sty
Sucks my big black cock
Feathers and all
High up in the sky
And as if that wasn't enough
I ask the Lord
Who seems to have me by the scruff
( or the ball sack )
Why have you forsaken me
Taken my crops
Refuse to give them back?

Listen here, says Jehova
Eyer is no different from a super nova
Full of hot air
Noxious gas
Ready to explode
Reaching critical mass
Quite the obnoxious load
And every so often
Blowhards like him need to vent and soften
Taking themselves way too seriously
So delirious
He is imperious
A goose stepping armpit fart saluting Nazi
Furiously dictating to everyone living in his city

Blowing open the door into summer
Like a Schwarzenegger driving a Hummer
Larger than life in his own mind
A Paul Bunyan with a calloused rump
Superior in every way to his own kind
Yet dumber than tree stump
Listen to him thump his Bible
Grind the dull axe
Spew the same ole libel
A hurricane on the way
Bringing the pain
In the form of a migraine today
As I read what little is on his brain
That he can't post in nothing less than a 10,000 word essay

Let the horses out of the barn
Before this Arnie wannabee
Not so sly Stallone
See red and beats them dead silly
And craps up yet another thread
While we raps willy nilly about topics
Still he can't wrap his head around
Continuing to fuck the same dead filly
Right up the ass
Oh, shit - I had the gall
To break two forum rules with one stone
With any luck
This rap session too shall pass
As the faded winds of this flabby flabbergasted mass
Are downgraded into the usual jaded
Topical depression known as
Eyer