Raven's Beak productions presents... the return

[Beaker]

The temptation is too great...
My lust is too much
I pine for dear Raven
And his feltophile touch

Is he out there
Waiting for the Beak?
View askew productions,
Or some other tweak.

Maybe washing his dice
And cleaning the muff
You should see the thread
Its really dirty stuff

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=28652


Raven or muff,
Come and play rough
I'm here in lust
Don't pretend, play tough

 

[Ravenloft]

Beaker, so you have found me out... I am not only a feltophile... I have a craving to stuff dice into muff's as well! But I will not be shamed by this! No! NEVER! Not I! I will survive! So I long for you because of your felt skin and for the Muff as she gives me a place to store my dice...

 

[Guest]

Blonde moment!!!

But are you talking about sex????? Because you will look like be if that should happen you know that right

 

[KillerMuffin]

This muff is tough,
This muff is rough,
This muff has dice,
Someplace nice

So rub away
you silly felt
Then someone go fishing
And get this damned d20 out!

 

[Beaker]

I rub I rub
I get stuck in the muff
Raven pull me
I am stuck

Why am I rubbing the muff
Should be Raven
For he is craven
Apart from muff
Is felt enough
To keep him
From sheepy anal raiding?

 

[Ravenloft]

Sex with dice is definately nice.
I hardly think it would lead to a round belly...
Not the way we're doing it...

*Rushing over to my felt skinned lov* er... Friend...*

I'll SAVE ya! I have a three for this save... *Snicker*

 

[KillerMuffin]

Sweat baby
Sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me'n you do the kinda stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I bet you'll feel dice
Yes I'm Siskel
Yes I'm Ebert
And your getting two Baa's up

 

[Beaker]

Three dice to save

Oh god look out muff.. here I
I mean you... cum
I don't know how they will roll

Oh god, I think Raven's Baaing up too

Raven! Down boy
Now PULLLLLLLLL
This is NOT an easy save

 

[Ravenloft]

Beaker, you pine for me...

I pine for my lost d20...

And Muff pines over the Fjords! Er... Wait... thats not it...

*Blinking.*

I think I have something in my eyes...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Baa baa blow up sheep
Have you any felt?
Yes sir! Yes sir!
Right next to the dice
Stuff in the fjord
Raven is drolling over.
Go fishing, baby.
Felt or dice?
Both?

 

[Ravenloft]

Me thinks the lady doeth procrastinate too much...

Pick one, both, or neither, fair one!

Our pulsing hard on's won't last f'rever!

*Blinking*

 

[KillerMuffin]

Take the felt
In my teeth
Lick it gently
Poor thing

On hands and knees
Wiggly ass in the air

*winking*

 

[Ravenloft]

Would you dearly mind if I wished to anoint these here dice in your glory m'dear Muff? I have found that pussy coated dice roll 20's more frequently... Its an odd phenomenon actually... I am facinated by it...

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm sure something could be worked out to our mutual, er, satisfaction.