WanderingStone0
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- Joined
- May 22, 2026
- Posts
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I originally signed up here planning to find an actual girlfriend, but after scrolling through post after post about people searching for profound spiritual connection or a submissive transgender furry to spank them, I realized all I’m truly ready for is a pretend relationship.
Here’s what that looks like: you and I stay purely digital, telling each other stories about lives we’re not really living. Think of it as freedom to be completely insincere together. What’s more romantic than a beautifully fabricated emotional connection?
No true identities. No accurately reported facts. I just want a passionate fake love affair with absolutely zero grounding in reality.
If you want to join me in this exquisite delusion, you should be intelligent, expressive, and a bit sharp edged. Most importantly your sense of humor has to be wickedly good. I refuse to fake date someone who isn’t hilarious. Ideally, you’re strikingly pretty with unforgettable features not that I’ll ever know. And you must spell well. Too many typos and I will genuinely break up with you in real life.
As for me, I’m a 39 year old professional male, sharp-minded, and not exactly hard on the eyes. I’m also nursing a tragically imaginary breakup, meaning there’s a high likelihood this is a fake rebound.
One last note for potential pretend girlfriends: I will not respond to any replies featuring your penis. Doesn’t seem necessary to say, but that’s how these posts tend to go, so consider this a preemptive boundary.
Here’s what that looks like: you and I stay purely digital, telling each other stories about lives we’re not really living. Think of it as freedom to be completely insincere together. What’s more romantic than a beautifully fabricated emotional connection?
No true identities. No accurately reported facts. I just want a passionate fake love affair with absolutely zero grounding in reality.
If you want to join me in this exquisite delusion, you should be intelligent, expressive, and a bit sharp edged. Most importantly your sense of humor has to be wickedly good. I refuse to fake date someone who isn’t hilarious. Ideally, you’re strikingly pretty with unforgettable features not that I’ll ever know. And you must spell well. Too many typos and I will genuinely break up with you in real life.
As for me, I’m a 39 year old professional male, sharp-minded, and not exactly hard on the eyes. I’m also nursing a tragically imaginary breakup, meaning there’s a high likelihood this is a fake rebound.
One last note for potential pretend girlfriends: I will not respond to any replies featuring your penis. Doesn’t seem necessary to say, but that’s how these posts tend to go, so consider this a preemptive boundary.
I had no idea there were guys who longed for what I do for fun. I'd say I'm a 29-year-old professional and certified woman with wit, [morbid] humor, and a high libido that rivals that of men, but who's to say that's all true? Guess you'll have to find out.
