Realdoll Bordello

[bluntforcemama]

I want to see the male realdoll.

 

[Guest]

 

[rosco rathbone]

For $25 I can get a real hoe-are. Can't I?

Not in NYC.

 

[Wok]

I want to see the male realdoll.

http://www.realdoll.com/imageDOLL/charlie/md05.jpg

 

[Guest]

 

[rosco rathbone]

I want to see the male realdoll.

They even make a heshe version now. You can even get a hermaphrodite with both penis and vagina.

 

[Guest]

 

[Wok]

They even make a heshe version now. You can even get a hermaphrodite with both penis and vagina.

And has a detachable penis too... amazing.

 

[bluntforcemama]

http://www.realdoll.com/imageDOLL/charlie/md05.jpg

Do they make one that doesn't look perpetually surprised?

Hermaphrodites, hmm. For him and her.

 

[Wok]

Do they make one that doesn't look perpetually surprised?

Hermaphrodites, hmm. For him and her.

I do not know. I am looking around, however, spending that much money, I am sure you can ask them to make it to your exact specification.

 

[bluntforcemama]

I do not know. I am looking around, however, spending that much money, I am sure you can ask them to make it to your exact specification.

Heh! New car or realdoll?

 

[Wok]

Heh! New car or realdoll?

Maybe they might come with wheels and A/C soon.

 

[rosco rathbone]

AByss does custom work. Bring them a photograph and they'll do their best to give you your exes' head on Pamela Anderson's body...for a steep price.

 

[topale]

trying to unload her on eBay.

Well I'll be dipped in shit....ebay has one. 10 bids!

 

[Wok]

Hmm, another mystery. When spending $7000 on this thing, does the penis at least ejaculate?

 

[Wok]

Well I'll be dipped in shit....ebay has one. 10 bids!

Damn, that's a loss and a half.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Well I'll be dipped in shit....ebay has one. 10 bids!

I like the "quote unquote" around "never used" in the description of lot.....


I wonder if the Abyss employees are always trying to fuck the dolls in the workshop. Seems almost irresistible, no? I mean, we all go to the washroom for a coffee-break wank from time to time....They probably have big notices posted on the shop floor "NO FUCKING THE DOLLS".

 

[Olivianna]

http://www.tanita.tv/bilder/rep2.jpg

 

[rosco rathbone]

That's awesome--I thought it was a real person until the image loaded to the point of the gash.

 

[topale]

I like the "quote unquote" around "never used" in the description of lot.....


I wonder if the Abyss employees are always trying to fuck the dolls in the workshop. Seems almost irresistible, no? I mean, we all go to the washroom for a coffee-break wank from time to time....They probably have big notices posted on the shop floor "NO FUCKING THE DOLLS".

She was "never used"..she was "loved"

 

[topale]

It's just another hole. I'd probably fuck a hip.

 

[rosco rathbone]

She was "never used"..she was "loved"

There are creepy people who love their dolls--no joke. I've belonged to obscure Yahoo Groups.

 

[Olivianna]

haha

http://fotolog.triet.com/2005/05/25/20050525-011-ch-zurich-city-robotbear-s.jpg

 

[rosco rathbone]

It's just another hole. I'd probably fuck a hip.

LOL..

 

[Wok]

The FAQ is funny as hell...

Question: Can her fingers close? Can she grip you?

REALDOLL's fingers have internal armatures. They can close and grip, but they're not strong.

I am wondering how a lifeless doll can jack you off. That would be too much work. Can you see it now? Some dude moving the hand up and down... yikes.

Question: I want to start shopping for my doll's clothes now, before she arrives. Is this advisable?

We recommend that you wait until your REALDOLL arrives and familiarize yourself with her body before you purchase her new clothes.

"I cannot wait to shop for my new girlfriend!"

"No, no, wait until she comes by..."

Question: Can I use my REALDOLL as a pool toy?

You can use REALDOLL as a pool toy, but prolonged exposure to sunlight and/or chlorine may bleach the doll's pigmentation.

Hopefully it will not be taken to a public pool. "I want you to meet somebody...."

Question: What happens when "the honeymoon is over" and I feel that the doll is not for me and wish to return it?

Although we'd like to fully satisfy all our customers, our firm policy is: ALL SALES ARE FINAL.

Haha...

The Buffalo Bill question:

Question: I'm a crossdresser interested in a full body silicone female skin. Can I buy a REALDOLL skin or can you tell me where I can get a silicone female body suit?

We don't offer silicone body suits and REALDOLL does not have a separate skin. REALDOLL is a solid silicone doll. To our knowledge, no company offers a silicone female body suit. A silicone suit would require a sophisticated cooling system (silicone retains heat and does not breathe), and be custom-fitted to your body from a life-cast. We don't offer such services and we don't know anyone who does.

Damn, that's hilarious...