Realdoll Bordello

[rosco rathbone]

I love wiki

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agalmatophilia

 

[sticky_keyboard]

Do you suppose the depreciation on one of those dolls is less than it is on a real woman?

I'll bet she doesn't bitch and moan when you get out of bed, put on your pants and go home.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

It's just another hole. I'd probably fuck a hip.

You hear the one about the whore who had her appendix out?

She told the doctor to leave the incision open so she could make some money on the side.

 

[rosco rathbone]

The FAQ is funny as hell...

They sell TORSOS.

 

[Wok]

They sell TORSOS.

hehe, right on. $1500 is a bargain.

 

[sticky_keyboard]

They sell TORSOS.

Wasn't that a fordoor sedan built by Ford?

 

[rosco rathbone]

Yikes: chicks with giant false anime freakheads: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doller

 

[Wok]

Yikes: chicks with giant false anime freakheads: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doller

what the fuck... that's creepy shit.

 

[Hester]

Hmm, I am worried about the sloppy seconds.

i dunno. i bet there's a good niche market in that

 

[Hester]

Yikes: chicks with giant false anime freakheads: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doller

how long do you think until there's plastic surgery avail to do that?

 

[rosco rathbone]

http://www.asiangoldenflowers.com/

 

[where]

http://www.asiangoldenflowers.com/

is that a real doll? or a CGI?

 

[rosco rathbone]

is that a real doll? or a CGI?

It's a doll.

 

[Lady Reiha]

And here I was seeing Gogol Bordello.


*facepalm*


I need a coffee


With my asian sex doll.

 

[satindesire]

I just feel bad for the guys who get so nervous around real women that this is the only way they feel they can be around a 'woman'.

 

[neci]

if i had my own Asian Sex Doll, her breasts would secrete espresso. mmmmmmm.... that would make for good happy mornings.

 

[satindesire]

if i had my own Asian Sex Doll, her breasts would secrete espresso. mmmmmmm.... that would make for good happy mornings.

And great parties.

"You want some coffee, Bob, help sober you up before you drive home?"

 

[neci]

And great parties.

"You want some coffee, Bob, help sober you up before you drive home?"

yes! and if her pussy had a built in milk frother.... man. i am in dreamland now!

 

[rosco rathbone]

yes! and if her pussy had a built in milk frother.... man. i am in dreamland now!

Well well well, if it isn't Billy Boy and his three droogs.

 

[SkAoUt]

It's a doll.

The site doesn't give any information regarding "Kara" being a doll. They won't answer direct questions via email and I'm not calling.

So now I'll ask you directly how do you know that they're advertising a doll? Some John website or *he hesitates knowing a likely answer* you have some experience?

 

[rosco rathbone]

The site doesn't give any information regarding "Kara" being a doll. They won't answer direct questions via email and I'm not calling.

So now I'll ask you directly how do you know that they're advertising a doll? Some John website or *he hesitates knowing a likely answer* you have some experience?

It's a doll in the picture, very coyly advertised as a real person. That's all I'm going on. I'd go check it out myself, but not at 400 a pop. When I was thinking about doing this stuff I was going to charge like 20 bucks.

I tried to track down the original ad posted in this thread, spoke on the phone with a guy, trekked out to the outer depths of Brooklyn and would have happily paid the fee and fucked the doll but the whole thing turned out to be a runaround. I don't know if they were doing bong hits and laughing out the window at guys standing on the pre-arranged corner or what.

 

[neci]

Well well well, if it isn't Billy Boy and his three droogs.

mmmmmm... drugged milk.

 

[rosco rathbone]

The site doesn't give any information regarding "Kara" being a doll. They won't answer direct questions via email and I'm not calling.

So now I'll ask you directly how do you know that they're advertising a doll? Some John website or *he hesitates knowing a likely answer* you have some experience?

Maybe I should offer to pay in Monopoly money...would fit the overall theme of simulacra and ersatz reality.

 

[Saint Peter]

Damn thing had better be clean.

 

[where]

It's a doll in the picture, very coyly advertised as a real person. That's all I'm going on. I'd go check it out myself, but not at 400 a pop. When I was thinking about doing this stuff I was going to charge like 20 bucks.

I tried to track down the original ad posted in this thread, spoke on the phone with a guy, trekked out to the outer depths of Brooklyn and would have happily paid the fee and fucked the doll but the whole thing turned out to be a runaround. I don't know if they were doing bong hits and laughing out the window at guys standing on the pre-arranged corner or what.

$400 to bang a plastic doll? seriously?