Recess Fight

[Bobtoad777]

cheyenne thats the purpose of this thread to keep our rivalary out of othere businesses

pluss Naked hunny knows she really wanrts me but cant have me

 

[Cheyenne]

*Pssstt, Bobtoad. I was trying to HELP ya git the girl!*

 

[Naked Hunny]

ok thank you i have my man

i dont need a toad to keep my company when i have a warm blooded lover thank you!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

cheyenne

thanks but i cant afford to get naked hunny i am not Xander and can afford to travel ove rthe countyr and seas

though thinking about it it would be cute to have another casse of Xander and Angelique

 

[Cheyenne]

Hey Naked Honey- weren't you just at the party begging for someone to touch you? Bobtoad is here! And he wants to marry you!

 

[Cheyenne]

A little help, people?

Is there no one else out there seeing the possibility here for these two? My matchmaking skills are being taxed on this one people- someone else jump in and bail me out please! Let's get them together!

 

[Bobtoad777]

naked hunny

if you only knew how warm blooded i was

 

[Naked Hunny]

ok yea he couldnt afford me!!! im off to work now kisses people!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

now who am i going to play with

 

[Cheyenne]

Sorry, Mr. Toad. I tried. Better luck with Naked Hunny next time. And I'm sure there WILL be a next time...

 

[Cheyenne]

Pssssst

Hey, Bobtoad..... The board score card says Naked Hunny is still signed in! All ya got to do is find her....

 

[Bobtoad777]

yeah that is true cheyenne but others resources point to her being away

 

[Cheri]

Good god, will ya start adoring her already? (hint Toadman: Women like to be adored....be told how smart beautiful and sexy they are) Perhaps a bit of undying love and devotion wouldn't hurt.

 

[Bobtoad777]

I tried that and she kept telling me it was all lies

 

[KillerMuffin]

*cants her head sideways and stares at this interesting bobtoad person phenomenon...*

 

[Bobtoad777]

Killer Muffin

Bobtoad notices killer muffins glace of bewilderment in his direction.

Bobtoad signals to the waiter, and hands him a note. The wiater disappears to the bar and brings a note over to Killer muffins table as well as her favorite beverage. Killer Muffin opens the note and reads.

killer muffin,
I am not sure at times wheter i am just a mere person or a phenomenon, but why don't you stop by if your not busy and experince whatever what it {bobtoad} may be.


ps - to all: yes bobtoad nows this is a cheap corny come on!!!

 

[April]

Bobtoad bobtoad boooooooobtooooooooaaaaaaddddd
hmmmm bobtoad Nope, just doesn't make any sense.

 

[Bobtoad777]

April

WHat name would you rather Bob or Toad or Mr. Toad or Bobby Toady we can try many different variations but once you ride the Toad ka Bob it wont matter what you say you'll be wanting more

ps - yes bobtoad knows this is a very blatant come on

 

[KillerMuffin]

YooOOooOOoo HooOOOooOOooooOOoo Hunny!!!! HIJACK!!!!!

*sends the note back to through the waiter to this bob toad phenomenon*

You misunderstand Bobtoad, very much misunderstand. It is obvious you are unaware of my relationship to my Naked Hunny. I am merely paying attention to my, mmmmm, interests, as it were.

*grins toothily at the bobtoad critter*

[Edited by KillerMuffin on 08-28-2000 at 10:27 PM]

 

[April]

LOL at the Bobtoad phenomenon.

 

[Bobtoad777]

bobtoad takes the disregarded note and wipes away a couple of the tears in his water infested eyes

Killer you are such a cruel mean creature. You look, and play and tease me then as i take the bait hook line and sinker. you go and rip out my heart through it on a pile of broken glass, then twirl you stiletto heald foot upon and and proceed to serve it back to me as meat loaf. I dont want to live any more.

ps - this is purley a work of parody. bobtoad feelings in reality have not been hurt nor is he gonna kill himself although with the amoount he post y'all might wish he would hehehe

 

[Bobtoad777]

strike 2

even the lovely angel of whos name signifies the month of his birth which he now regrets even mocks him.


Again no reality is reflected in this post merely playing the part of the guy who gets gilted at the bar.

 

[KillerMuffin]

KillerMuffin looks down at her feet to observe that she is still wearing her old scuffed combat boots. Naked Hunny is the stiletto wearing man killer of the partnerships. Sucking on a lollipop, then waving it negligently in the air, she confides her groups unusual activites with that bobtoad thing.

"We're the infamous bb terrorists known as The Couple of Nasty Girls. We hijack threads. We may take yours to Zimbabwe"

 

[Bobtoad777]

yeah i am going on a trip i am going on a trip with a couple of lesbian? loversm, what more could any bobtoad ask?

 

[Sonora]

Cheri, are you sure that you want to be my personal shopper?? I'm very particular? Actually I've been doing most of my shopping via catalogs or online. Lowers my stress level a LOT!!