Rhyming Exercise

[KarmaKitty]

No replies so here's another...

I give you a spank, while you give me a wank. Feels good, my cock being used like a crank.

Kiwi

Sounds like quite a limerick
how do I get these falsies to stick?
Give me the lube, Quick!
Damn! That was the wrong Dildo to pick...

 

[rydia57]

How bout you just unlock that cock, Doc, or put it in a a sock...

 

[lowflykiwi]

lmao on those 2 posts, brilliant...

If a carpenter is a chippy, then a plumber must be a drippy. But all I know is my girl friend uses a whippy.

Kiwi

 

[KarmaKitty]

She had a good grip on her lips,
she asked me to take a few sips
Instead I gave her a Nip
And asked her not to rezip!

 

[AoNoDoY]

"Only women with real class
Are willing to stick their finger in my ass"
Said the priest in a shocking sunday mass

* * * * *​

It was all so very heady
When she entered the room in a teddy
That he prematurely be-spotted the beddy

 

[AoNoDoY]

Sometimes I like a peg
Or just to lick some leg
But when she makes me beg
I blow my load instead

 

[AoNoDoY]

God I need a job
One that pays real money
Or a hand or a blow or a bunny
Or your cunny slathered in honey

God I need a job
But I'd settle for a knob
From a Joyce or a Sue or a Bob

All day I think of nothing
But of pegging, corn cobbing, and nutting
It's no wonder I can't hold a job

 

[AoNoDoY]

After Broke Back Mountain

Jesus, Enus, I can see yer Penis!

The onus was on Enus to put it in his anus.

 

[AoNoDoY]

I REALLY need a job

When I read erotica
I stroke myself a lotica
Imagining the exotica
and all that wordy erogena

* * * * *​

She tied the knot
With just her little twat
I liked it
a lot a lot a lot

She touched her spot
With her little vibe-bot
I liked it
it was hot
it was hot
it was hot

We smoked some pot
And she dressed like a tot
I liked it
a lot a lot a lot

 

[lowflykiwi]

AoNoDoY

Your posts are almost ready to be a poem submission on Lit. lol

Watching the 25th Century with that guy Buck.
It is Er*n Gr*y the one I would like to Fuck.
But out of my time, just my luck.

Kiwi

 

[KarmaKitty]

I knew a guy who was paralyzed
Asked me if sex could be synthesized
obviously I hadn't realized
He could hear my passionate cries
Or maybe he used some techno spies.
With the help of some rope and special ties.
I noticed his bulge was beginning to rise
Almost choked on his size
Many groans, Many sighs
As I bobbed between his thighs.

 

[lowflykiwi]

Thanks KK.

My one for today...

There is a woman with so much wit
That I would like to play with her clit
But my pleads are refused, so I moved to Lit.

Kiwi

 

[RicoLouis]

My dick hardens just a bit
as I sit
and watch her rub her tit
against the other girls slit
her nipple rubbing her clit
fingers sliding into her pink pit
as she creams out. "Oh Shit. Don't Quit."

 

[lowflykiwi]

We need a bump...


I am a computer geek
And you are the one I seek

For an intimate time
somewhere online

It could be on a cam
I will cum with a wham

Another place could be a chat
But I am not sure about that

So if you accept this email
Then I know I have hit the nail

 

[FernieLyn]

I finger my clit
And then start to coo
He strokes his dick
And gives me his goo.

****

When in need
Of warm, sticky cum
But then there's no man
So I bring out my stash
Of wine and rum.

****

I call up my pal
To have meaningless banter
After hot phone sex
We'll have friendly chatter.

 

[FernieLyn]

Feeling kinda sentimental today....

*****

I miss being with my guy
He makes the time fly by
But with the hours I keep
When I come home
He's still fast asleep.

*****

Today is the day
When emptiness will go away
My man will arrive
And to my pussy he will dive.

 

[AoNoDoY]

When i have a ring around my cock
it likes to twitch and to tick and to tock
like a jumpy cuckoo clock

 

[KnightTakesPawn]

cock

rhymes for cock?
sock (reminds of how it curves)
jacques (into whom it curves)
back (depending on your pronunciation of jacques)
knock (as in boots)
hock (its what you get into to pay for those boots)
jock ("an innocent lad; country boy" - i don't know, ask dictionary.com)
brock (that guy from pokemon, he has one {but no eyes?})
dock (vagina symbolism)
and the rest (shock, rock, stock etc.)
but they don't count
cos i've run out of
amusing stuff to
put in the
brackets.

 

[lowflykiwi]

Todays: see if this works...

A finger to the mouth. Some moisture to the mix. Continuing to tease those nips.

Kiwi

 

[MissMeek]

Penis - Venus...

damn.

Seen us?

* * *

Tightly tied
Legs spread wide
Stripped of pride
"Fuck me!" she cried

 

[lowflykiwi]

Its been a while since adding to this thread

Maybe too much time spent in bed
or too much time getting head

Maybe it is good the postings are spread
so that other Lit forums can be read

 

[oggbashan]

Her mouth plays with my prick
Or is she playing with my dick?
Some call it playing the flute
I give her a hard salute
As her skill makes me cum - quick.

Og

 

[MissMeek]

Saddled pony girl for hire
Straddled by her worshipped Sire
Paddled rump to stoke the fire
Addled mind, lost in desire

 

[KarmaKitty]

Tilted pelvis up in the air
both of them, ready to pair
deep in the quiet of his lair
now it doesn't seem quite fair,
when asked: you don't use Nair?
the reply You don't like my hair?
Insulted she roared like a bear.
grasping his tool right then and there.
"Oh Please! Have a care!"

 

[Muffin_Cake]

hmm...

Well I thought of some rhyming words
Dick,
Thick... Lick

Tit
Bit...Clit.

Grind...Behind..Mind

*U were the first to grind, now im gonna take you from behind I hope you don't mind *
:/
Are they ok?