Rhyming Exercise

[michchick98]

Hickory dickory dock
She sat upon his cock
His hips began to rock
Then they heard a knock
He said, "I thought you flipped the lock?"
She replied, "I did, that's why there's a knock."
"Oh, okay," he said. "That's it baby, ride my cock."

Okay, so I'm not the greatest in the world at rhyming, I just thought I'd try my hand at it.

 

[lowflykiwi]

Which is why it is called a rhyming exercise

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There was a lady who wrote for lit.
She would pen her stories while playing with her clit.

Her tales were great for some.
For others they just wanted to cum.

But for me I just loved them every little bit.

 

[RaLaWrites]

My touch is pure lust,
He can't get enough.

This is where I love to be,
on my knees, saying please.

One flick of my tongue,
and he starts to... hum.


Wow, these exercises are hard. :X

 

[lowflykiwi]

While reading back over this thread
I was wondering if my girlfriend would give me head

Some of the posts here are really funny
Just be gentle, and don't nip honey!

 

[KarmaKitty]

On the night they were wed
She flipped him onto the bed
After all thier clothes were shed
he thought she'd give him head
Until she straddled him instead


In the morn, her face was red
With sperm, her vagina was well fed
Smiled he,"I'll make love with you until we're both dead!"
"I think I'm pregnant..." She said

 

[lowflykiwi]

KK OMG LMAO... brilliant

Can I compete
with one who rhyming is so sweet

I think not
So I will go back to my pot

Think up some more tunes
And hopefully come back with more runes.



(Alcohol was the only drug consumed during the manufacturing of this ditty. No animals were harmed.)

 

[AoNoDoY]

I thought she was a frump
Until I saw her rump
And talked her into a hump

****************

I jumped
at the chance
for a hump
at the dance
she looked plump
on my lance
I pumped
and she blanched
a cream avalanche

 

[lowflykiwi]

This thread is a little fun
I once pointed out to my hon.
It is up here on a site called Lit.
She then read some other threads
And started to play with her clit.

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Not a novel, but it was short notice... lol

 

[lowflykiwi]

There was a young lady who enjoyed writing ditties
And an older man who admired magnificant titties

One day they met online
and exchanged great witties

 

[neonlyte]

Truth is what you believe
when you wear your heart
on your sleeve.

Lies are not worth a fart
they cut to the quick,
bleeding heart.

 

[KarmaKitty]

There was a young lady who enjoyed writing ditties
And an older man who admired magnificant titties

One day they met online
and exchanged great witties

Alas he plyed a fifth
And she was a bit miffed
and called him a twit
when he asked her to sit
Erect on his cock and rock a bit

 

[MissMeek]

The cuffs locked with a click.
He gave my clit a lick
And then pulled out his dick,
By now as hard as brick.
My thighs were rather slick
As I sank down on his prick.
He gave my nips a flick.
We both came pretty quick.

 

[Kikori]

Toy; boy, coy, enjoy, destroy, ploy
Nine (69) - Line, fine, thine, divine, en / inter twine
Lust - Must, trust, bust
Chest - Breast, rest, crest, test, lest, best,

Do I have to work these in a rhyme? Let's see...

In spite of the time, in spite of the day,
no matter the mood, she found a way
to bring me to heat, and make it stay
to make me her lover. No I object? Nay.

No matter how long I wanted to rest,
she always put my endurance to test;
bringing many orgasms, always the best.
Once her work's done, though at me she'll jest,
I'm always in comfort, my head to her breast.

She'd hold me forever, I had but to ask.
Loving her was simply an easy task.
Within her radiance, I will always bask,
she's truly that perfect, it is not a mask.

I revel in her perfection and flawless beauty.
It always arouses me to be "her cutie",
and then I so willingly go back to duty'
being the slave of my Mistress Judy.

 

[AoNoDoY]

Penis - Venus...

damn.

Wean Us,
From Venus,
With A Penis

 

[AoNoDoY]

Dj!

I put my junk
in her trunk
in the bed it was a bunk

 

[slyc_willie]

No replies so here's another...

I give you a spank, while you give me a wank. Feels good, my cock being used like a crank.

Kiwi

A wank, a wank!
My cock is the shank
Not a tank for the bank
Perhaps a toy for a skank

You I must thank
For providing a wank
Afterwards I'll be rank
For spending my spank

Into a hank . . .
. . .y

 

[Bakeboss]

Liquor
Lick her
Licker

 

[The_Big_O]

I came across a world made of girls and no boys,
Awefully annoyed until chicks pulled out toys.
Sex games, we we're on it, i obviously enjoyed it,
This aint poker so hands was'nt folded.
Open up, legs split, choked cum, nice tits,
Wait stop, cant shit! oh no! I missed..
You bitch! Things went fatal,
I never asked for dildo's goin anal.
Og damn, how can i say this?
Just got raped by fourty six ladies..

 

[Jack_Samuel]

I love to write stories for lit
and think of the girls who will play with their clit
i know that men will probably join in the fun
and thats ok cos at home i have my hun
she is so sexy and keen to inspire
with her help, of writing i'll never tire

 

[AoNoDoY]

He couldn't believe his eye sockets
Between her pits stood two cocktits
He shrunk them with water from two faucets
And kept them in two lockets

 

[AoNoDoY]

He couldn't believe his eye sockets
Between her pits stood two cocktits
He shrunk them with water from two faucets
And kept them in two lockets

*****

He lucked out
When she looked up
Cuz he liked eyes like a newborn pup

 

[AoNoDoY]

He couldn't believe his eye sockets
Between her pits stood two cocktits
He shrunk them with water from two faucets
And kept them in two lockets

*****

He lucked out
When she looked up
Cuz he liked eyes like a newborn pup

*****

The idiot sent away for a snatch kit
But when it came, he couldn't get it to fit
His friends laughed when they saw his bit
stuck in a mess of steaming brown shit

 

[AoNoDoY]

Oh hell.

 

[The_Big_O]

Exercise: Fucked up

Fractured, battered and bruised, sued,
Beated up, used and sexually abused.
Mentally unstable, constant physical pain,
The cocaine contains bad shit for your brain.
I know 69 ways to get fucked up,
Release of hormons like getting your dick sucked.
I feel like half the man, sinkin' down in quicksand,
fuck morning glory, got enough with a one-night-stand.
So im here again.. What shit have i been into?
Its Claire/clear that my life got known with self-injure.
Slit wrists, two knuckled fists in shit, im pissed,
a set of pills on prescription from my psychiatrist.
This scripture is like sex on a trip to be cum a mixture,
mixed with juice inside this liquid lube of liqour.
I say; fuck this day! Sex is nothin' but childplay,
But i cant afford to fuck up.. This life pays.
I offer myself in regret and pretend that i slept,
swept through innocence, now i gotta pay the debt.
I sold my soul, just ask the Devil.. he has em,
Life on earth is nothin' but a fake orgasm.

(Edit: hope this didnt get offtopic.. and feel free to comment it if you just read it)

 

[Miss_Misaki]

A wank, a wank!
My cock is the shank
Not a tank for the bank
Perhaps a toy for a skank

You I must thank
For providing a wank
Afterwards I'll be rank
For spending my spank

Into a hank . . .
. . .y

*Sprite spew*

Oh gawd. These are delightful! xD

Poo Last

A chap from Peru,
Was caught in the loo;
He found his slick willy stuck fast.

Said he with fright true,
"I d'no what to do!
Oh God, why has this come to pass?!"

A voice from the blue,
Said, "I'm here with you;
This time will be special, man-lass!"

The poor bloke did brew,
A pot of shit stew,
To see a great man-beast strut past.

Without much ado,
The big guy ripped through,
The man's cheeky zipper's bright clasp.

"He's all good as new,"
The large man did spew,
With voice that was horny and rasped.

The frightened man knew,
What oft happened to,
Men sporting his pretty, tight ass. <

Lol. That one's dedicated to Slyc_willie, as the username put this homophobic atrocity - in part - in the foreground of my mind. xD I tried rather gruesomely to keep the spirit of the exercise intact, because I forced every line to use a different rhyming word.