Right now, I want...

... The wife to be on her way home so I can stop pissing around and start tea 'cos I am fucking STARVING and if I eat something now I won't want the REALLY nice pork steaks I have sat on the side, ready to go...

Mmmmm... Pork....
Fuck... Did I mention I'm starving...? :mad:
 
RNIW some toothpicks, to hold open my eyes...then I would look like this:eek:
the lunch was excellent , but it has made me sleepy...
 
Mutual oral sex. Or an assfucking. Take that however you like.

SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
RNIW someone to bring me another beer. The fridge is far away and up a stair case.
 
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