Right, women in a queue. Auction time!

[Merelan]

Yes silly. As always you have the perfect thing to say. Sigh... now I just need to hear you sing it to me.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Oh but Veruca Salt do it so well... I think I would ruin it by singing... but if we fuck to it????

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Fucking me softly with her song ...

i was thinking about that foursome thing .... with Bowie ...

well i think we really should invite Iman too ... i mean i really don't want to piss her off ... she is soooo controlling of David ...

you know what this means, don't you? that i would have to share a man with another man ... something i have never done before ... and really didn't want to before ... but i guess cause it's Bowie and all ...

i will make the exception this one time only ...
_______________________
Rebel Rebel
Your face is a mess
Rebel Rebel
You tore your dress
~David Bowie~

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Re: Fucking me softly with her song ...

i was thinking about that foursome thing .... with Bowie ...

well i think we really should invite Iman too ... i mean i really don't want to piss her off ... she is soooo controlling of David ...

you know what this means, don't you? that i would have to share a man with another man ... something i have never done before ... and really didn't want to before ... but i guess cause it's Bowie and all ...

i will make the exception this one time only ...

No way Iman does NOT get an invite... her or me baby... as good as Bowie is, not with that too... I dont care if she was a supermodel

 

[Merelan]

No Iman. No Iman. She just cannot be there, sorry Isabella.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

... yea ok no prob ... no Iman ... i am not that crazy about her or anything ... i just thought she would get pissed off if we fucked David without her ... that's all ...

but if she phones ..... one of you will have to talk to her ... i am not going to get in an argument with that woman ... lol ...
_______________________
She's so swishy in her satin and tat
In her frock coat and bipperty-bopperty hat
Oh God, I could do better than that
~David Bowie~

 

[Svedish_Chef]

but if she phones ..... one of you will have to talk to her ... i am not going to get in an argument with that woman ... lol ...

I think you get to talk to her IZ... anyway isn't it the bigger the fight the better the makeup sex

 

[Merelan]

If we are with Bowie, ain't no one going to be answering the damn phone!!!!! I flat out promise you that!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

That is true that is true

If I wont have time and niether will you then I spose...

the phone will ring, nothing we can do...

But srew screw screw...

 

[Merelan]

Yes, yes, yes... I beg and plead for it......

 

[Svedish_Chef]

But who do you beg for, David me or IZ?

Just remember you you write the cript baby... I did tell you that

 

[Merelan]

You... always you. Haunting my dreams, my thoughts.... whispering in my ear the naughty thoughts you have. Turning the corner ahead of me, and vanishing when I reach for you......

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I dont know how often I say this... but ... do mE!

The naughty thoughts I have is because of you

I go home lonely without you

Vanishing maybe but only if you reached...

 

[Merelan]

I reach... but you disappear... headed in for a shower now. Care to scrub my back... and front for me?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I reach... but you disappear... headed in for a shower now. Care to scrub my back... and front for me?

If only you would reach!

Um you know I'd love to scrub you the way you want... What are those men doing to miss you!

My minds there if not my body

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Oh well I still have Bowie ...

Damn you Merelan ... as soon as my back is turned ...

you zero in and scoop up the Chef all to yourself ... lol ....

and you are killing me softly with your words dear ... no wonder da Chef is putty in your hands .... <hugs>

I could always see if Mick Jagger could join us ... lol ..
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Now be a good girl and pass the soap darling ...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Iz sorry No Mick either... much as I love the stones... believe it or not I'm gonna say he's a little old.

Oh look at that IZ I believe she went and dropped the soap!

 

[Merelan]

Oops... are you two in here with me?

 

[Isabella Thorne]

you're kidding Chef? why not Mick? i would do him in a heartbeat ... he is sooooo sexy

now Merelan ... don't act so innocent darling ... you know we always take baths together on the boards ...

 

[Merelan]

Mmmm... then wash right here. Hmmm.... oh yes, Isabella darling. Such gentle hands.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Alright already Iz you know how I love those spa baths...

Now hand me that um... what is that ... its floating in the water...

Nipple... hand... oh well I'll take it

 

[Merelan]

Chef? Do you need lessons in anatomy? I bet Isa wouldn't mind at all.
Pouting... I have to go to work. Poo.........

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Chef? Do you need lessons in anatomy? I bet Isa wouldn't mind at all.
Pouting... I have to go to work. Poo.........

Either way I don't mind... take me all the way and take me now

Damn that work DAMN just DAMN!

 

[Merelan]

Here's a first for me...

you have email.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Oh no way!... frantically checking evey box now!